Aww, Jakie-Poo. You’re so cute. Even when you look like you’re completely exasperated by the paparazzi shadowing your every move, you still wear the suggestion of a smile. It’s as if he’s saying with his mouth, “Please stop following me,” while those big puppy-dog eyes of his flirtatiously whisper, “Don’t stop. Don’t you ever stop.” Or maybe I’m just hearing what it is I want to hear. Anyway, these photographic spies caught Jake out on what looked like a date with a mystery brunette (it was totally me) in West Hollywood at Third Cafe on Jan 2nd. According to a spy, “Jake waited on his friend hand and foot,” adding, “He was a real gentleman.” No word yet on whether or not this is the beginning of a new secret relationship, or just a friend. Either way, Jake’s adorable when he’s being emphatic.
Photos: Flynet Onilne
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Huh? This is a date? SHE’S his date?
I call bull-sheeeitt.
I had coffee with a guy friend of mine recently and my fiance was no where in sight and it was as innocent as this whole situation appears. The only difference is I don’t have a band of photographers following my every move. She’s probably his cousin or something.
At least she is as frumpy and dumpy as he is.
Jake isn’t frumpy or dumpy, he is HOT!!! Love him!!
That’s got to be either his mom or his manager, there’s no way he’s dating her.
Hmmm…not so much on fire here…kind of looks weanie-fied
That’s my girl Arlette. She is his publicist, so pipe down Peanut Gallery!
At first glance I thought for sure that that was his best hag. You know, the one you meet in high school/college and is always by your side to share the tub of ice cream and or/to walk past a hot guy to see if he’s gay or straight?
I hope this is work related, or else Arlette should start charging double for “after-hours hagging”.