Seriously. Jake, it’s ok. You could write about killing me in code to befuddle the cops. You’re so dreamy. Those puppydog eyes, and tousled brown hair. And your affinity for spandex. Are those space pants? Because that ass is out of this world.
(WENN)































I have to agree! Jake is so totally delicious he takes my breath away!!! I watched him on Letterman last night and I’m gonna watch him on Conan tonight and I’m gonna watch The Daily Show the following night!!!!!! Cannot get enough Jake. He is too much.Seriously sexy. Those are “Do me” eyes.
Ah Dreamy! He could kill me, be gay and be married to me or even tell me he sees a guy in a bunny suit everywhere . . . no bother, just get naked and let me look at you.
He is SO spongeworthy:)