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Who says you needed an English degree to be a best-selling author? We didn’t even know Snooki could read until her book came out over the summer. Now, even mega pop-star Janet Jackson is contributing to the literary genius that is celebrity autobiographies and was seen at the Manhattan Barnes & Noble on Saturday signing copies of her newest book.

Photos: Janet Jackson Has A Moustache.

Before we run to pick up our own copy, let’s take a gander at what the book’s subjects include…child star…abusive father…living in your famous brother’s shadow…weight loss…weight gain…weight loss…billionaire boyfriend…new tour.

There. I just saved you $15.99. Who wants to buy me a latte?