Janet Jackson Is Sick

March 11th, 2008 // 7 Comments

No, not because she’s flogging this dominatrix thing a little too much to revive her dying career. She’s really sick. Janet Jackson was hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center (medical center to the stars!) last night, complaining of “shortness of breath.” Maybe it’s the corsets. Anyway, her rep says that she’s fine and just has the flu. Janet’s new disc, Discipline, just made #1 on Billboard’s Top 100. So something is working this time. Poor thing is probably just overworked from all the catch-up she’s had to do since her boob made its debut at the Superbowl.

In other Janet news, she’s planning on releasing a diet book that “takes you through those moments in my life up ’til now and what worked for me.” So it’s actually a bottle of pills? What? Come on, you were thinking it, too.

By J. Harvey

  1. B.SophiaLoren

    Janet Jackson is like Cher, or Madonna. She will retire many times. Cats have 9 lives.
    P.S. I think the photoshoot is HOT. Rihanna would love to be able to pull this look off.

  2. B.SophiaLoren

    Janet Jackson is like Cher, or Madonna. She will retire many times. Cats have 9 lives.
    P.S. I think the photoshoot is HOT. Rihanna would love to be able to pull this look off.

  3. Queen Caffeine

    Good point about Rihanna wanting to do this–thing is, Ms. Jackson has earned the right to be nasty!!!

  4. Anne Arkham

    A ring gag. Lovely.

  5. debkakes

    I believe these pix would classify her as a sub, not a dom. What with the cages and all.

  6. burnetabolden

    why ar u guys hating get off her dick!!!!!

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