Jason Davis Basking In All The Attention, Into Heroin

March 7th, 2008 // 9 Comments

Oh, he is loving this. Look at the smirk. This ho thinks he’s Star of the Day. Who the hell celebrates their recent arrest at the Ivy? “Finally, they want to photograph ME and not my greasy brother! My time has come!” Oil heir Jason Davis (brother to Brandon) recently got thrown in the clink for possession after the LAPD pulled his ass over for drunk driving.

What was originally thought to be cocainya was in fact heroin. That’s grimy. Can’t he afford better drugs? H is cheap. So he was carrying it for someone else or on the way to a sale? Because, come on. There is no way in hell this parade float is chasing the dragon. And what the hell is he wearing? Is that a turtle? Money doesn’t equal good taste.

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By J. Harvey

  1. Clo

    it’ a bear
    gummy bear

  2. dana

    What a dufus. This guy gives me the creeps. It was humorous to watch him wait about a half hour for his car. He looks like the kind of guy that would screw ya while eatin’ a hoagie.

  3. Girl Friday

    Please tell me why this guy is famous! I get so tired of asking and not one person has told me who he is or what he or his greasy brother does! I am so frusrated by this….arrggggghhhh!

  4. spaz

    to girl friday…

    they don’t “do” anything. They are heirs to an oil “fortune”. I put that in quotes, because I’ve heard that their fortune (and/or inheritance) is virtually non-existent. The other brother, the greasy one, is a cohort of Paris Hilton, and was photographed with her often, which is why people know who he is. But, to answer your question, he’s one of those people that’s famous for nothing.

    try wikipedia, I’m sure they have info on both.

  5. emma

    I read “oil heir Jason Davis” as “oil hair.” That also seems appropriate.

  6. Victoria

    He’s Aunt Kate from Haunted Honeymoon!

  7. Ruby Jackson

    “There is no way in hell this parade float is chasing the dragon.”

    ROTFLMAO! That is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time, and exactly what I was thinking!!

  8. Girl Friday

    Thank you for that explanantion. I knew that one of them was the “Fire Crotch” assaulter, but didn’t know why they were being written about. Thank you for clearing that up. I can now get on with my productive and meaningful life. Spaz, you have my sincerest thanks.

  9. Danielle

    I think he might be “chasing the dragon”. He used to be super fat. Look at him now. He’s lost a lot of weight and you know what that means….

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