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JC tried to hook up some male ass-time and hit up the wrong guy . Oops.

So JC Chasez seemed very interested in meeting a particularly handsome young gentleman during Fashion Week. Of course, the poor bastard had to pick a guy who was friends with a gossip columnist. “[His publicist] was like, ‘JC is going to be at such and such a place later, and he’d love to hang out with you,’ ” sez the olive-skinned hunk, who declined to share his phone number. Chasez’s rep says he does not recall that conversation taking place. “And if it did, it would just be to hang out in a group, because he’s a cool guy, not like a setup,” he explained.

“He’s a cool guy”? That was brilliant. Most of my straight male friends (and yes, I have some) don’t like invite other guys to hang out with them via their publicists. Ok, they don’t have publicists, but you smell what I’m stepping in. Anyway, maybe he just doesn’t care anymore and appreciated how it made Lance Bass much more popular than he ever would have been if he stayed in the closet and did it on purpose? How come everyone in that band is queer all of a sudden? And how come the one I really really want isn’t? Joey Fatone, it’s ok! Come to daddy! That musta been a tense tour bus experience for Timberlake what with those two queens constantly trying to putt from the ruff with him. You know they thought Joey was too fat, and the other one had weird hair and probably bad breath.

More photos of the perfectly groomed JC Chasez from the Grammy Awards after the jump.