FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!

These pictures truly show what people have been saying I guess – this woman is really unattractive.

How did she make into such a glamourous business?

You’re just another hater! Shut up!

I agree, so sorry. She can make a “Vogue” shoot look like an exercise ad, which is pretty much the sign of no-beauty-no-glamor.

And it’s funny how she accuses him of putting work before relationships.

I can’t stand Maniston. I cringe everytime I see her on a magazine cover. She is truly a Hollywood product. I would love to see what she would look like living on an average salary.

Looks like she’s wearing that crap they sell at Express.

When I saw this, I thought how funny it was that I completely had forgotten about her already. How ironic too that she accuses Vaughn of such things. Now she knows how Brad felt about her putting off kids for her “career”. And look at the series of flops after her marriage flopped… Derailed, The BreakUp, Rumor Has It… great choices, Jen!

Wow, Jennifer accusing Vince of such things as thinking and making career decisions for himself. Isn’t he an actor. When did he turn into a babysitter. Wasn’t he around for her three flops and the movie thats comning out this summer? Career before relationship thats a laugh, she herself signed up for six movies right after Friends ended and of course during the time Friends was ending she was doing two toher projects at the same time. Yep she really put her rrelationship before those moves didn’t she. Please now we see her for what she really is. If Vince is smart he would back away while he can. She is just using him..

Regardless of the story and my feelings about Mainston – these images are very old and are of her filming (hence security) in Chicago I believe last summer. Heaven knows why they are all over the blogs now..

Haters, she looks like a regular lady. Fit and healthy. At least she’s not going to be bothered with those ugly stretch marks that Angelina and the rest of you have!

Jen, we still love you. You look great!

Yeah and the baby that she will never have for Brad either. Wow, That must really give her a sigh of relief since she vowed to have a baby last year? or was it this year? or is it next year?
She is aging honey no amount of excercise will stop that and I guess not having that baby will prolong her youthful career. Oops that train has passed hasn’t it?

R U jealous tht even while pregnant Angelina still turned out to be the hottest thing out ther? I guess Jennifer didn’t keep up her excercise cuz she aint on that list.

“Clingy” is exactly why Brad dumped her. Think she’d learn. What a pathetic whiny boring brat she is. Who’ll she cling to next? I hear Charlie Sheen is available. lol

http://www.petitiononline.com/matchyg/petition.html

Campaign to get Aniston off the big screen

lol seriously, it might be worth my time signing that thing…..anything to get rid of that HAG.

Geee that wouldn’t be weird right? she would Break up before the Break Up comes out….. Honestly enough of her already she is not that interesting, Vince is far more the star..

Aw, nobody needs a petition. Her films have been bombing solely out of viewer discretion. ;) Seriously, I wonder if she regrets putting Brad second to her career, now that her career is tumbling. At the time she was being hailed as the next big movie star, but it’s not working out that way.

boohoo, I agree. He’s supposed to be her boyfriend, not her babysitter/therapist/shrink/mommy/galpal/agent. And while taking time off for a kid would be just fine, taking time off so he can be at her beck and call is NOT. With that expected of him, I’m surprised they’re still together.

Valerie, the saddest thing about Jennifer’s appearance is that even with a belly and stretch marks, Angelina is STILL much prettier. And she has IT – glamor! You can’t buy it, acquire it, or smear it on for a night.

THIS IS COPY AT PETITIONS.COM TO GET ANISTON OFF SCREEN:

To: Hollywood Movie Industry

As part of the movie going public, We would ask the Hollywood Movie Industry to stop subjecting the public to anymore Jennifer Aniston movies. We think that Jennifer Aniston is a TV actress with limited talent, screen presence, and beauty that is not ideal for movie screens. Putting Jennifer Aniston in a movie severely limits movie?s entertainment value and quality. Her presence in movies, limits the enjoy ability of the movie, as her acting, personality, and presence is quite irritating to the average movie going public. She has already received numerous chances to make a career-defining role but has not been able to capitalize on it. We ask industry executives to give other up and coming actresses the chance to make career-defining roles.

In conjunction we would like to ask Print Media to limit the amount of Jennifer Aniston coverage on her complaints and excessive whining about her life. We also would like to ask Print Media to stop the constant barrage of Jennifer Aniston Coverage.

Sincerely,

HERE IS THE LINK IF YOU WANT TO SIGN PETITION TO GET JENNIFER ANISTON OFF SCREEN – THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVER SEEN:

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I’m not a hater, but I agree with the ones that say she is ugly… she’s just X!!! I wouldn’t notice her out the croud. Brad made the right decision… Angelina is gorgeous inside out.

“coverage on her complaints and excessive whining about her life.”

I’ll agree. If I hear her complain about Brad, then turn around and whine about people paying excessive attention to her personal life ONE MORE TIME, I will scream and rake my nails over a chalkboard.

And without any regard for their personal lives, it’s undeniable that Jennifer can only dream of the allure that Angie was born with. Jennifer did a Vogue shoot that only looked like a gym ad; she looked like she was doing stretches in a designer gown. And if Vogue cannot make you look sexy, nobody can. Angelina manages to still look good when she’s very pregnant and dragging two small children down the street!

No wonder Brad high-tailed it out of the marriage-
What an insecure moron- I’m glad that she and Brad got divorced- he seems MUCH HAPPIER now with Angie and their kids- Good for him- I LOVE them together— always hated him with Jen, they never seemed to blend well…

is it me or does she look like an Afghan hound? explains the frisbee

Don’t even worry your pretty little head, Jen. They’re just haters. You are still the most beautiful person to me. They’ll get theirs when Angelina and Brad split. They’re waiting for the birth when they should be concerned with the split. Brad will never be happy with her. Jen you will always outshine Angelina in the Pitts’ eyes. Wait awhile after she has all these babies she wants to have. Angelina is going to look like the biggest hag of all. And her body will be shot. Goodbye waistline, hello stretch marks. I’m going to laugh out loud. Meanwhile Jen you will still look great in your bikini. People Magazine didn’t even get Angelina’s best shots. Lying in the dirt, she’s nothing spectacular. And the cover is good, but not her best. Her puffy lips are not perfect. Indian actress Aishwarya Rai has a much better shaped mouth than Angelina. So funny.

Check it out, Valerie is talking to the Jen in her head. ;) And she’s not only reading the future, but she also claims to know what the Pitts are thinking.

Personally, I’ll be laughing out loud in ten years, when Jen is reduced to “The Surreal Life.” ;) And you can bet she will still be beyotching about how mean Brad was, and how it was all his fault, and Angelina is evil for being sexier than her, and will the public ever stop caring about her personal life. Saaaaad.

Well now * it seems to me that poor ol Jenn has some issues. Her ex hubby Brad leaving her for that ugly, fat lipped Angelina and now Vince having to leave for a production of a movie. She has let her self esteem fall so low that she wants to keep everyone near her for sheer terror that they will abandon her. Brad did a doozy on her. And now Vince ( if he wants to ) must pick up the shattered Jenn and keep her together.

I am a man and Angie has luscious lips and what I would do to have those planted on my you know what. But Angie, I’lll settle for just a kiss, baby.

Just looking at her is more of a turn on than having sex with TEN less attractive women – the woman is THAT hot. I have seen her in person (my buddy works as an Associate Producer in film) and the woman is beyond gorgeous. And nice. I could not take my eyes off of her. Her lips are gorgeous and beautiful. Her eyes are the most amazing feature of hers just wide and sparkling. And then the body is incomprehensible. It is beyond any logic how good that woman’s body looks like.

So the haters are just that – haters. They know deep down this is a truly gorgeous woman but their bruised souls won’t allow them to admit it on line. So they will continue to post attacking Jolie’s physical attributes. Yet, they know darn well, their husbands, boyfriends oh heck even girlfriends would do anything to have that. I know gay men who would sleep with her. She is one of those phenomenons – you know she just has it. Sorry ladies and men – some people have that effect. Accept it.

Don’t worry Jen, your day is coming. It’s coming sooner than you think. Brad and Angelina’s relationship is completely doomed. When it happens, all your haters are going into therapy. Angelina has become their God. She is 100% pure hype! They focus on stupid body parts like bloated fat lips, as if that makes the woman. I can’t wait for the babies. Bring them all on. No beautiful woman has been spared the change in looks that results from the stress of having and raising children. Even Angelina. She’ll never look the same way again. And with each baby, her looks are going to continue to deteriorate. In 10 yrs, she’ll be in hiding in another country, afraid to show her once beautiful face.

Go on Jen. Everyone in Hollywood loves you because you’re real. You’re not trying to fool the public. We love you.

Jen, you know it’s completely hype when a hater insists that gay men say they want to sleep with Angelina. This is a complete lie. Haters!! Angelina has a beautiful face, but her coochie is just that–a coochie. No gay man wants to smell that, let alone touch it!

Valerie- are you kidding me. Have you ever seen Aishwarya rai smile, she looks like a clown. She has been an actress for years and people still don’t think she can actually act. When she is not busy promoting herself in hollywood and acting arrogant, she is busy dating actors to keep the publicity going, and then she dumps them when her boyfriends’ careers are not doing well. She is a known for using her boyfriends to keep her in the limelight. If you see her face, you would notice she has beautiful eyes but her smile and her beak nose is not pretty. She never is seen without makeup and when she speaks english, she can’t decide if she is supposed to have british, american, or indian accent. Now she is one overrated chick.

Aishwarya Rai – never seen this woman before now. I just noticed in Angelina’s special “People” magazine issue that her closed mouth looked a helluva lot better than Angelina’s inflated pads. There is no denying in the photo that Rai’s lips have better shape. People said something about her beautiful eyes. Well, I guess. I don’t care about her.

Haters don’t know how crazy they sound. I liken the hype to cult followers. Fanaticism. Angelina’s body is unbelievable. Really? Especially now that she’s preggers with kid. She never had a great curve in the first place. Now her waist is going to be curveless. Everybody wants her – straight women, gay men? Where exactly is planet haters? Hype to the craziest degree.

When the paint has dried and peeled, when the dust has settled, Jen will get her sweet revenge on all these haters, these fanatics. Jen, you are one special lady. You don’t have to look perfect to be loved. God in heaven has blessed you with fame and fortune because you are such a good-hearted, down-to-earth person. Your fans will always adore you. Never forget that we love you.

Valerie.
Maybe you need to reevalute your life so you can stop speaking in your head. they have a name for that in the institution of mental illness you know. I would really try to stick to the facts.
Jen was with vince before the Divorce was even final. Yes they were sleeping together. Brad and Angelina are having a baby which put the nail in the coffin of the divorce. Pretty much easy to comprehend. And of course you need to get her (jennifer) tostop whining cuz she is gonna lose this man and then what?

Valerie, either you want attention from us or you are envious.

Nobody says you have to like Angelina Jolie but stop attacking her physcial attributes. It shows that you are jealous. A woman who is renowned the world over for her beauty – her every body part is considered ideal. I know it is crazy but obviously she has struck a chord with the world over. People truly believe this woman is beautiful and she is.

Accept that you probably don’t look like that or anyone you know looks like that. And if they do, they need to get their butt to Hollywood and bank on it because Angelina’s look is considered stunning the world over.

Jennifer Aniston is no great beauty and that is ok. I am sure she will find her purpose in life as Angelina has. What makes people more intrigued about Angelina is that she also is involved in some pretty global issues. So in a way she has become the ideal woman – gorgeous and worldy. Any woman who attacks an obviously stunning woman like that is just showing the world that she cannot handle accepting the beauty of another woman.

Some of us are ok, some of us are average, some of us are pretty, and then some lucky few look like Angelina Jolie – stunning. That is the way the world is. Always has been. How many Marilyn Monroes have you seen? Plenty of pretty blondes but only one Marilyn like 50 years later. Many pretty women nowadays but only one who has managed to capture the imagination of the world – Angelina. It is fascinating. So just go with it and stop criticizing.

Do none of you have anything else to do then bash a person you dont even know!?! Unless you are Jen, don’t comment on her or her life. We all see what the media WANTS us to, normally not what is really going on. Its better to be ugly on the outside, then on the inside, as much of you seem to be!

Angelina is beautiful inside and out: Darfur awareness, adopting orphans, classiness in not discussing her private life at a tense time. Beautiful. That is beauty.

Whining and crying and complaining when you are a rich Malibu bithc like Aniston – not beautiful. That is why she makes us notice her long ugly chin more – because she is bratty and annoying.Some of us have real problems Jennifer. Want me to send you some of my monthly bills bitch?

Hey Jen, What? Did you not know there are planes that land in London? You can’t be that busy…

She ain’t busy. Busy making straight to video films? Tired of overpaid actresses that can’t act. If you make that much money, have some talent – yeah, you Jen!

Angelina is obviously beautiful, but that Indian actress’s lips look better than hers in People Magazine. Plus, why pick her as the most beautiful and not use a current photo? And I predict that after one childbirth, her face will begin to look a little different.

It’s completely nuts to me how some people worship Angelina. Some of the quotes about her in People Magazine are crazy. It sounds like complete fanaticism.

Especially when you know it can all end any day now. Brad and Angelina’s doomed relationship is in the cards. Angelina will never find that kind of love with one man. Ever. She’s going to remain a gypsy in life. That is the hand that she has been dealt.

Oh well, she is not my concern. Angelina is a casual acquaintance to most people in Hollywood. She keeps people at a distance. Everyone wants to think they like her, but they don’t really know her.

Jen, I wish you well in life. You are a real person, a terrific friend and are super kind to others. Anyone who has ever gotten close to you loves you. Good luck in all your future endeavors. You have so many quality relationships, you are bound to be happy. Bye now!

Valerie, the poster was right – you want attention. And you have it, now are you happy?

Whatever you think of Angelina Jolie, she was chosen one of the 100 Most Influential people in Tim Magazine, on the cover of the 100 most beautiful people in People magazine. Her Mr&Mrs Smith made 485 million. She has been in Lara Tomb and many other films. She is on every director’s wish list – my friend works in Hollywood and knows this. She has under her belt 2 Golden Globes and two SAG awards – one for Girl Interrupted and one for George Wallace in each Award. She has an Oscar. She has topped several lists of most beautiful. She was voted #6 in a list of all time beauties of all time. She is quite loved by millions so obviously she is doing something right.

You are entitled to your opinion. However the facts speak for themselves – Angelina is a HUGE HUGE star and she is set for life. No matter what you say, it cannot change this fact. Sorry to disappoint you dear.

The only thing missing from the Brangelina relationship is the trailer park and the only reason that skank is so popular is because watching her is like watching a Maury episode unfold in real life. And Brad is looking pretty rough. They are living some screenplay life, none of it is real, they are just playing a part. I think it’s sick. And Jennifer Aniston seems like she is just trying to get on with her life. Her normal life.

#8 Sleazyred

This aren’t old pics. These were taken saturday April 29, 2006 in a park in LA. Unless it can be proven otherwise, I’m going with what I was told. Either way, she looks tight & fit and very young. She looks good in my opinion. Re: the VV story, I don’t buy it. I’m not a fan, but this is a tab reporting this, and if I’m slow to believe them when they print crap about my fav Jolie/Pitt, than it would be seriously hypocritical for me to be quick to believe it just because it’s about Aniston.

leave jen alone,Angie remarked in an interview.”what kind of an example am I to my children if i would break up a home?” Well we see what kind of woman she is,I admit she is beautiful and very adamant about her career,and Africa,but right,wrong,or indifferent she is still a home wrecker and Brad is just another man with nothing but pussy on the brain.

What is wrong with you people… Everyone has opinions, but this has gone way out control… I don’t believe all of this BS about Jen getting pissed off about the whole movie ordeal.
I am actually a Jen fan. I haven’t really been a fan of Angies… Even before the divorce and Brad hooking up with her. I don’t think she is very pretty. Yes, she has HUGE lips, and very pail! Please Angie, go to a tanning salon or something. Her tattoos on her stomach, what dumb as* would do that… If your a woman and in the entertainment industry, why would you do that??? And as far as her going global and doing all of these good things, Why the hell is she doing this for other countries when ours is just the same… Why isn’t she adopting a child from over here that is starving and needs TLC… I lost all respect for Brad after he did this… The divorce, yeah if he wasn’t happy then get a divorce.. But Angie…
*****The only reason people thing Angie is hot is because she wears the ugly jumpsuits that show off her boobs and they wanna one night stand with her… She is too independant and after this baby she isn’t going to want Brad doing anything and of course he is going to get pissed off… What the hell was he thinking adopting her son? Is he stupid? Jen’s had a hard time and I dont blame her for not wanting him to leave… Brad has done the same thing and look what happened… She isn’t totally over everything and is scared to be alone… I would feel the same way…
These are my opinions and I’m sure you guys aren’t going to like it…

I laugh at people who attack Angie’s looks.

Here is the deal people. If Angelina Jolie walked into your office right now or walked into the club you hang out in – guaranteed even if she WASN’T famous – she would get all the men. GUARANTEED.

You all know this and we try to attack her because it is painful to accept that some women have IT. They are the object of men’s attention because they were born that way – STUNNING.

So women are taught to hate this, to envy it and to attack it. Once again, Angelina Jolie walks into your office tomorrow looking like that? It’s over. It’s over for all of us. We women would not have a chance. That girl is 100% no doubt about it – AMAZING looking. I don’t care what we say behind the safety of our computers.

I agree with Real Deal. Angelina Jolie is unarguably one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Even pregnant, she looks better than me and I am pretty nice looking! Not fair, huh? Oh, well. Such is life. Go Angie!

God, the woman is pretty, but not THAT pretty! Don’t see it either.

Jennifer Aniston is like a Honda Civic – good decent car, fine loking, reliable, low price and gets you from point a to point b.

Angelina Jolie? A Rolls Royce. No explanation needed.

If you had the option, which would you drive?

You know the answer….

Angelina looks like a vampire. She’s wears black, has long skinny limbs and probably a great bite. Yikes! I’m scared of her.

Why can’t my wife look like Angelina Jolie? Damn!

Yeah right. Dude, you’re probably ugly yourself. Angelina wouldn’t be caught dead with you.