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The National Enquirer
is reporting that the most boring, sad-ass couple in existence have
reunited once more. Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have reportedly
been seen together in Manhattan lately, and then boarded a flight to LA
together and they were all canoodling and making out. She’s come to
realize that her beach nunnery in Cabo wasn’t fulfilling her and the pickins’ were slim.
“They
were very lovey-dovey,” said “an insider.” (My money’s on it being one
of them.) “They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly. “John gave her a long, lingering kiss.”
And softly
whispered, “Baby, let’s let them all know that we’re back together and
it’s forever,” and called a photo agency. Because that dickhead
hooker can’t go for two minutes without making sure the paparazzi are following his every move. And if you noticed, since they broke up in August–the photogs could care less if he lives or dies. Much like the rest of us.
And despite his acting the fool
when they broke up, her ass is desperate. You know she welcomed him
back with open legs and tried very, very hard not to mention the words
“baby” or “wedding” in the first half-hour they were together. It was
probably an epic fail but the idea of all the photographers calling his
name again kept him erect.
And to be fair, I have to say–she looks absolutely stunning in the picture above. That hurt.
Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston.
Mia | October 14, 2008 at 9:43 am
She can do so much better…run girl, run !!!!
He is a very talented guy but he’s also an ass and a huge Fame Whore. I personally think he’s a bit off mentally as well. There’s that feeling that there’s something wrong but you can’t put your finger on it ?
green cardigan | October 14, 2008 at 9:57 am
Oh no. Bad Move Jenny. He was probably holding a digital camera to the side of their heads during the ‘long lingering kiss’ ….emailed DIRECT to the head honcho at National Enquirer to appear on next week’s cover, to bring him back into the limelight where he thrives like a little sunflower. An impromptu press conference scheduled with the waiting papaparrazi now that he is relevant once more, to explain that he conceded to take her back, not the other way round, please buy some of my douche music, thanks.
T-Bone | October 14, 2008 at 9:59 am
If they like each other and find happiness with one another, so be it. I just hope this time he means it and sticks with it. She deserves a great, honest, loving, committed guy.
green cardigan | October 14, 2008 at 10:06 am
T-Bone – I agree, she deserves someone great, without an agenda. This guy seems like a dipshit (if his antics with the paps are anything to go by). I don’t think its him.
JD | October 14, 2008 at 11:39 am
Manniston. They deserve each other. They are both soooooo desperate. He is such a Fame Whore and she is just all around Pathetic. I can’t stand the “victim” role she plays. It’s old and she’s old news. Just trying anything to stay in the limelight.
saywho | October 14, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Isn’t this convenient. Jenns ex is in a cover story, so of course Maniston has to have one too. She is the fame whore. Whatever it takes to keep the attention. Everyone knows John is wack, but she is just a has been, wantabe, please love me because I’m the girl next door(HAHA) actress, who just wants to find real love. Jenn is a cover story JOKE. Angie and Brad rock!
Posh | October 14, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I wish people would quit pitting Jennifer against Angelina. They live two seperate lives…get over it! They’re adults and both are trying to move on (I would hope and assume). Jen is a beautiful, intelligent girl and an incredible actress; she’ll find someone, and it won’t be because she’s jealous or desperate.
hayly | October 14, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Boy, someone is not into Jen and John. I agree Jen is making yet another bad move with her boyfriend choices. But I think she knows EXACTLY what she is doing, as does John. She really knows how to play the press and the public. We are talking about her, right. So I guess she’s not such a bad actress after all. Oh and this IS all about how happy Brad and Angie are. Yep I said it!!
hayly | October 14, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Boy, someone is not into Jen and John. I agree Jen is making yet another bad move with her boyfriend choices. But I think she knows EXACTLY what she is doing, as does John. She really knows how to play the press and the public. We are talking about her, right. So I guess she’s not such a bad actress after all. Oh and this IS all about how happy Brad and Angie are. Yep I said it!!
we-rule | October 14, 2008 at 5:56 pm
The “please love me because I’m the girl next door (HAHA) actress” cracks me up. Jennifer Aniston is who she is and unfortunately I don’t think she has or wants to move on. She gets alot of attention being poor ole Jen. She reminds me of how creepy Tom Cruise conducts his life. Every move they make seems staged and every word they say insincere.
stacie | October 14, 2008 at 6:17 pm
OMG! Round two for John and Jenn? They are so wrong in so many ways. We all know what John is about. She knows it too, but can’t seem to help herself because what else does she have? A career that no one really cares about but her? Let’s see a dog. No family members that she really likes or like her? So far she has lost out on the husband and kiddies. I just don’t think people really believe what she says about a family. I think it’s all about her and that’s it. So I guess Jennifer and John are perfect for each other.