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A likely story. If this shit were true, she would be on CNN right now in a wedding dress talking to Christiane Amanpour (does she still work up in that bitch?) about her “hopes and dreams” for “my future with by best friend and soulmate John.” Star magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston has proposed to that dreg of society, John Mayer.
What does a wedding look like whose theme is “Desperation”? Does everyone get their own personal bouquet to catch? Hourglass centerpieces and empty mini-crib favors?
Actually, it’s entirely possible that she did propose. When they re-started this bullshit, she probably showed up to their first date with a wedding license and a justice of the peace.
Here’s Rachel leaving her mom’s house. Word is that she might be knocked up with his kid, too – hence the possible nuptials. Look closely. Do you see a baby bump?
Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer.
A likely story. If this shit were true, she would be on CNN right now in a wedding dress talking to Christiane Amanpour (does she still work up in that bitch?) about her “hopes and dreams” for “my future with by best friend and soulmate John.” Star magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston has proposed to that dreg of society, John Mayer.What
does a wedding look like whose theme is “Desperation”? Does everyone
get their own personal bouquet to catch? Hourglass centerpieces and
empty mini-crib favors? Actually, it’s entirely possible that she did propose. When they re-started this bullshit, she probably showed up to their first date with a wedding license and a justice of the peace.Here’s
Rachel leaving her mom’s house. Word is that she might be knocked up
with his kid, too – hence the possible nuptials. Look closely. Do you
see a baby bump?
Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer.
someone | October 22, 2008 at 11:59 am
Will you stop already..her Rep already shot down the pregnancy rumors..and I hardly think she proposed to John…its probably just an extended booty call…
ukendt | October 22, 2008 at 3:27 pm
you are the despered one if this bullshit is the best you can come up whit she looks better then ever she is very happy whit her life i dont see any desperation here at all just a beautiful girl there is living her life to the fullest and having fun
Twila | October 22, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Jennifer’s biological clock is ticking so loudly because of her age and her envy of Brad’s beautiful family. She put it off as long as she possibly could. Maybe she’ll hire a surrogate mother to bear their baby; watch, she’ll say “it’s due to her health problem.” Really, she wants to keep her bikini body. She’s missing out on one of life’s greatest miracles!
green cardigan | October 23, 2008 at 7:32 am
despered…whit….wow.