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Jennifer Aniston has signed on to play a single, lonely-ish woman named Kassie who can’t land a man but desperately wants a baby (QUIET! THIS MAY BE HER OSCAR!).
Jason Bateman will play her best friend, Wally, who finds out she plans to impregnate herself through artificial insemination and somehow manages to replace the donor’s semen with his own. He then, according to HollywoodReporter.com, must “live with the secret that he is the father of her
child.”
Huh? Wait — how? Is the artificial insemination process so willy nilly that random jack asses can just jizz in the, uh, artificial insemination thingy (?) and, bam, knock up a lady who’s already chosen another’s semen?
I guess this is where Hollywood fuzzy logic comes into play. Otherwise, we’re in deep trouble.
But back to Jennifer Aniston starring in a movie titled “Baster” about a baby-hungry chick ready to just throw in the towel and have a sperm bank child.
Well, hey. Whoever said method acting wasn’t a substantial way of, er, ironing out one’s own personal tangles?
In other news, make sure to watch Jenny in “He’s Just Not That Into You!”
View a gallery of Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman here!
Jennifer Aniston has signed on to play a single, lonely-ish
woman named Kassie who can’t land a man but desperately wants a baby
(QUIET! THIS MAY BE HER OSCAR!).Jason Bateman
will play her best friend, Wally, who finds out she plans to impregnate
herself through artificial insemination and somehow manages to replace
the donor’s semen with his own. He then, according to HollywoodReporter.com, must “live with the secret that he is the father of her
child.”Huh?
Wait — how? Is the artificial insemination process so willy nilly that
random jack asses can just jizz in the, uh, artificial insemination
thingy (?) and, bam, knock up a lady who’s already chosen another’s
semen?I guess this is where Hollywood fuzzy logic comes into play. Otherwise, we’re in deep trouble. But back to Jennifer Aniston starring in a movie titled “Baster” about a baby-hungry chick ready to just throw in the towel and have a sperm bank child. Well, hey. Whoever said method acting wasn’t a substantial way of, er, ironing out one’s own personal tangles? In other news, make sure to watch Jenny in “He’s Just Not That Into You!”View a gallery of Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman here!
Right after the crazy single lady has her basting and delivers eight kids plus six at home and Angelina has seven and one is aborted alive, delivered and killed in the news..? Oooooh she’s funnier than an abcessed wisdom tooth she is!!
Didn’t she already do a movie similar to this? Why doesn’t she go for the more serious stuff? Actors win their Oscars when go they do stuff they’re not known for.
It’s “All Rachel, all the time” with Jen…has never let go of that character in film or real life.
I love Jason Bateman.
We all know that if Jason Bateman is in it .. That means that Jen Garner
is in it too.. Since they seem to do
a lot of movies together..
BTW JLO has the same movie coming out
too.. lonely woman wanting a baby..
Looking very tranny-ish
Sounding more and more desperate
Reallly needs to learn to keep her mouth closed
First she does The Break Up right after her divorce; now she’s doing a film about a lonely woman who wants a baby, when all the tabloids ever talk about is how lonely Jennifer is and how badly she wants a baby. I don’t care if the tab stories aren’t true — she’s perpetuating the stupidity by choosing such an inane role. Girl needs to play a coke-head stripping serial killer and find herself a real career!