Mom

October 15th, 2007 // 13 Comments

The broad behind her is cackling and all “that’s right, bitch. We ALL get old! HAH!”. Jennifer Garner is letting the Mom take over her looks. That’s ok. It’s a natural progression. But unless she gets some make-up on, it’s time for a Jon Bon Jovi haircut, a BMW SUV to take the kids to soccer practice and only giving it up to Ben Affleck on Friday nights when she’s had a glass of Kendall Jackson. Jennifer says that she would never let her husband direct her, because “someone has to raise the kids”.

Now, with daughter Violet to think about, Garner insists that she won’t star in a movie Affleck directs, for it would mean both parents not being their for their little girl.

“I don’t think I would ever star in a movie that Ben directed, because somebody has to raise the kids,” Garner said.

She could actually harbor a secret fear that Ben directs like he acts – shitty. But no, his directorial debut “Gone, Baby, Gone” got pretty good reviews. So maybe that’s his true calling – being a tall, good-looking DIRECTOR. Go with it, Jenn. Get a nanny or something and have her bring the child to the set! Let Ben mold you and ascend together to new creative heights! Don’t be oppressed by your child! And put some lip color on or something.

(WENN)

By J. Harvey

  1. jbonz

    Speaking as a rube from the brush country…
    It’s really refreshing to check into your website and see a face that looks like a real human being rather than some stretched-out, implant-stuffed, cat’s-eyed, botox tautened, Phantom of the Red Carpet looking, Opening Night of the Living Dead hag from Hollywood.
    Three cheers for the real Jennie From The Block.

  2. Auntyb

    Wow! What’s with all the hate today? She looks great as usual even totally natural.

  3. Yummsh

    I love ya, J, but Jennifer Garner would be hot even if she wore nothing but a burlap sack and roadkill. In a perfect world, every woman in Hollywood wouldn’t feel the need to drown themselves in makeup and silicone.

  4. Mia

    One of the fugliest women. Ever.

  5. Ugh

    I don’t think she’s cute but she comes across as a good person.

  6. My Hotdog

    I think she’s incredibly pretty.

    Note to Mia: “fugly” is so last year.

  7. green cardigan

    She’s pretty and normal and looks like a lovely person. I hope Benny from the Block knows how lucky he is.

  8. Phil

    don’t make me remind you of the proper use of there, their, and they’re

  9. Phil

    don’t make me remind you of the proper use of there, their, and they’re

  10. Phil

    don’t make me remind you of the proper use of there, their, and they’re

  11. Tigrrl

    I think she looks great. How many of us can look like that without makeup? Hurray for Jennifer.

  12. Sho Nuff

    Jennifer Garner looks a lot like Melissa Gilbert during his “Little House on the Prairie” days. Maybe Jen can star in a re-make of the show! KIDDING, of course.

  13. Marvin

    She is a natural beauty and a great mom who cares about her little one. Women may not find her glamorous, but men find her HOT.

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