It’s been about ten unsuccessful years that I’ve attempted to get Jennifer Garner to become my best friend.

She’s an amazing actress, has produced two of the most beautiful children in Hollywood and isn’t afraid to literally SHUT.IT.DOWN on the red carpet. 

Thank you Jennifer for not succumbing to boring black and instead choosing this flawless Versace gown that screams, “Yes, I’m famous. Yes, I’m skinny enough to wear couture and yes, I’m gonna sport this mermaid-style dress because I have a personal umbrella holder that will block any commoners trying to step on my train.”

Boom. Fact.

As a presenter alongside Ashton Kutcher at tonight’s 2010 Golden Globes, Jennifer sparkled in Versace, Bulgari jewelry and a Judith Leiber clutch. 

I’m in love. Have your people call my people. 

The 2010 Golden Globes were held at the Beverly Hills Hilton in Beverly Hills, CA on January 17, 2010.