Jenny from the block, my ass. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony plan to celebrate their sixth wedding anniversary on June 5th by renewing their vows yet again. They married in 2004 and renewed their vows in 2008.
And to make it extra romantical, Marc hopes to pwn all the h8ers:
“We realized the bets in Vegas (on whether their marriage would last) stopped at five years, so we’re really looking forward to this one. This is a big anniversary.”
I can think of fewer things more self-indulgent than renewing your vows. Instead of forcing your friends and family to celebrate your love over and over, how about just sending the money you would spend on multiple wedding to Haiti? Besides, weddings are a pain in the ass; I’m lucky I got through the one (hint: whisky helps).
Anyway, here are some pictures of a couple of suckers in St. Tropez spending their hard earned cash on sunglasses on Monday. I have to say, the curious irony of Marc Anthony wearing a shirt with his own picture on it is both hilarious and informative (let’s not even discuss the mandals). J-lo seems to be wearing one of Mrs. Roper’s caftans. Well, when in St. Tropez, do as the St. Tropezeans do, I guess.