Jennifer Lopez Gets Magazine To Stop Calling Her Names

March 8th, 2008 // 6 Comments

Jennifer Lopez allegedly had a few requirements for when she got “People” magazine to fork over 6 million dollars for snaps of her new twin babies, Max and Emme. Not only is she requiring that husband Marc Anthony be the photographer, but she insisted that the magazine can never call her “J.Lo” ever again. She needs to relax. “J. Lo” is what she was called when she could actually sell an album. She might want to actually treasure those days. “People” magazine is denying the claims. Would you put this past her? Hell no. She’s a demanding harridan who wants you to repaint your walls white.

I’m just wondering about Marc Anthony’s picture taking ability. He can sing, but can he make sure the babies don’t get red eye and look like hellish imps? Can he keep his skeletal finger from out in front of the lens? That finger is like Death showing up to escort you to the hereafter.

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Comments (6)

  1. Jj | March 8, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    He can sing?

  2. Lola | March 8, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    Any word on whether they’ll be donating the money to charity a la Brangelina?

  3. dearlmat | March 8, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    She is awesome and a great example for young women today. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” Searching Millionaire dot com”.. Many men winked at her there.

  4. Si | March 8, 2008 at 10:41 pm

    J.Lo J.Lo J.Lo J.Lo.J.Lo J.Lo you are Ridiculous.

  5. Elaine Benes | March 9, 2008 at 10:31 am

    Self-rightous whore.

  6. sandy | March 9, 2008 at 10:59 am

    Who the hell cares about JLo and her anorexic stick husband? Not me….

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