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Oh, I so want this to happen.  I love J-Lo and don’t wish her any ill-will, but the opportunity to see the real ‘Jenny from the block?’  Priceless.

Radaronline.com reports that the nasty legal battle between Jennifer Lopez and her ex-husband of about a year, Ojani Noa, is getting, well, nasty.

The court order J-Lo slapped on Ojani expires December 1st, so next week it’s on like Donkey Kong!

The home videos sound pretty tame actually.  J-Lo walks around with no pants (who doesn’t), argues with her mother (same), and gets spanked by her then-husband on their honeymoon (no comment).

As much as I want to see this, it will never happen.  Jenny will legally spank Ojani until he cries for his mama, make no mistake.

Poor J-Lo is having a bad week.  Between this and eating stage at the AMA’s, Jenny’s mad enough use her skinny husband as a truncheon to terrorize the city!  Jenny smash!

But you have to hand it to her, she looks pretty, even in her grungy sweats and no makeup.

Gallery Info: Jennifer Lopez inexplicably alone while leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills on 11/25/09.