Jennifer Lopez Perspires

August 28th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Jennifer Lopez is in Colorado trying to steal some Obama spotlight and she’s revealed herself to be a sweathog. No worries, J. Lo, me too. Seriously, I break out in a sweat blinking. Summer’s the worst. People at the gym keep three elliptical machines between us.

Lopez stuffed her big self into a red condom and showed up at a fundraiser playing the role of Sweaty Betty. She’s training for a triathlon, so maybe her sweat glands are all geared up.

“If I have to crawl across that finish line, then I will crawl across that finish line,” she says.

Just ooze across the finish line on that pool of sweat!

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Jennifer Lopez is in Colorado trying to steal some Obama spotlight
and she’s revealed herself to be a sweathog. No worries, J. Lo, me too.
Seriously, I break out in a sweat blinking. Summer’s the worst. People
at the gym keep three elliptical machines between us.Lopez stuffed her big self into a red condom and showed up at a fundraiser playing the role of Sweaty Betty. She’s training for a triathlon, so maybe her sweat glands are all geared up. “If I have to crawl across that finish line, then I will crawl across that finish line,” she says.Just ooze across the finish line on that pool of sweat!

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Comments (7)

  1. satan | August 28, 2008 at 9:27 am

    I, like most of the world, was very tired of her years ago but since she married Skeletor, she just plain sux. Her movies, music, tabloid headlines … everything. She needs to step it up before she is considered a major hasbeen … can Beyonce be next?

  2. buzzkill | August 28, 2008 at 11:00 am

    Perhaps the headline should have said “Jennifer Lopez looks HORRIBLE with blond hair.”

  3. Frida | August 28, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    Oh no, she’s human, isn’t that a shock?!

  4. SweetSoprano | August 28, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    What, did she figure that since she was going to Colorado that she better wear a sweater dress….in August?

  5. devil | August 28, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    The blond hair ages her about ten years, and she looks awful in red. The cut of the dress makes her look about six inches shorter and about 25 pounds heavier.

    What possessed Jennifer Lopez to show up at the Democratic Nat’l Convention looking like a Nancy Reagan wannabe?

  6. Buster Cherry | August 30, 2008 at 1:35 am

    Do you think she could drown during the swim part of the triathlon? Keep your fingers crossed.

  7. grace | August 30, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    you gotta be kidding me guys. only hypocrites would say she look bad at these photos. for her age shes still very beautiful. learn to appreciate

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