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Jennifer Love is on her honeymoon in Hawaii and fuming. Recent pictures of her on the beach have depicted her with enough junk for several trunks. And then some. Jenny Love is lashing out on MySpace and wants everyone to know that “a size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful.” Jennifer goes on to dial her mind to Tyra Banks and blame bad camera angles. Whatevs. You’re on your honeymoon and bitches turn snarky about the slightest hint of cellulite. It’s the sick country we live in, and it’s why ten year girls are yakking up in the bathroom via toothbrush. Just lay up with your new husband and don’t waste your strength. It’s how it’s always going to be. Take heart in the fact that you’re pretty and get to talk to spirits!
Photos: PacificCoastNews.com
RumersElephantFace | December 1, 2007 at 5:33 pm
She’s not married, she’s not on her honeymoon. Did you even read what she wrote? Geesh.
She needs to shut her whiny self up.
saywhat? | December 1, 2007 at 6:01 pm
thats all good and fine honey, girl power- ra ra ra, but lets be real: yes, a size two, by no stretch of the imagination is that fat. Right you are. But all the buisness about “to all the girls with butt’s, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong.” c’mon now… This is coming from the girl who dressed up for Halloween as a fat ballerina and pretended to eat icecream and hotdogs all night? She’s precious, aint she? Maybe her definition of curvy girls applies to girls under a size 6, cuz anyone over that would just be a hefer! Get a grip, LOVE. Don’t judge others and maybe it wont come back to bite you on the ass… and thighs, and hips…
Hey Cupcake | December 1, 2007 at 6:42 pm
I’m sorry. Not to feed into this (so to speak), but she’s a size 2? I’m a size 4, and I have half the ass she does. If size is so irrelevant (and arbitrary; have you seen the “double zero” sizes???), why is she advertising herself as a size 2? Her statement could have said: “I’m happy with my body, so feel free to fuck off.” That’s all that needs to be said.
linda | December 1, 2007 at 6:47 pm
She didn’t say she was a size 2.
People…be happy with what you are. Lack of cellulite will not make you a worthwhile person. Make something of yourself…
DavidDust | December 1, 2007 at 7:26 pm
“Put It On And Stay Strong” – I’m embroidering that on a pillow immediately.
Anne Arkham | December 1, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Never used to like her. Like her now.
kellygrrrl | December 1, 2007 at 8:42 pm
oh, dear, size 2? I’m afraid not.
BUT
a size 6 is not fat either — and she might be a 6.
Errrrr | December 1, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Who cares?
Errrrr | December 1, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Who cares?
Errrrr | December 1, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Who cares?
boston | December 1, 2007 at 11:00 pm
Bitches, chill out. The girl is lovely to look at. Y’all just jealous. She looks a damn sight better than Loho, Parasite, and all the other fame whores. She’s healthy and not rehabbing, so everyone should shut up. She’s got it just right.
ding dang brit brit | December 1, 2007 at 11:07 pm
Really Jennifer, you love your body? Is that why you went and got breast implants when you were a teenager? I remember you in Party of Five. You were flat as a board at age 17 then all of a sudden they went huge. Wonder how, it sure wasn’t puberty…
Tara | December 1, 2007 at 11:12 pm
She might not have said she was a size 2, but she certainly implied it. Why else would she use that particular number?
And yeah, I agree that she’s probably not a size 2, unless we’re talking about the newer, arbitrary sizes. I’m 5’3″, 105 lbs, with curvy hips and butt, and I usually wear a size 4 in pants. Love looks a couple sizes bigger than me. She should realize she’s too pretty to have to lie about her size.
Tara | December 1, 2007 at 11:18 pm
Oh, I forgot to mention the real travesty – what’s up with the oil slick in her guy’s hair?
va jay jay | December 2, 2007 at 12:04 am
Cupcake ain’t a size 2…she’s a tight 6 pushing an 8. Look at the size and shape of that ass. If she wants to represent, she shouldn’t fuckin lie about her size…she obviously is effected by those photos much more than she leads on.
Heidi | December 2, 2007 at 12:45 am
Wow, sociology is not a prerequisite for being a part of this website then?
Heidi | December 2, 2007 at 12:46 am
Wow, sociology is not a prerequisite for being a part of this website then?
Heidi | December 2, 2007 at 12:47 am
oh… I didn’t mean to press it over and over.
sam | December 2, 2007 at 12:53 am
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sam | December 2, 2007 at 12:54 am
miley cyrus sn= smileydhcx0x7
gerard Vandenberg | December 2, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Jennifer love strikes back? WHAT ABOUT THE EMPIRE, you moron’s!!
Chaz | December 2, 2007 at 1:12 pm
“Really Jennifer, you love your body? Is that why you went and got breast implants when you were a teenager? I remember you in Party of Five. You were flat as a board at age 17 then all of a sudden they went huge. Wonder how, it sure wasn’t puberty…”
Happens all the time. And people need to read more carefully, because JLH never claims to be a size 2 in her post.
Everyone has the right to prefer certain body types, so JLH should live secure in the knowledge that there are guys who do like curves and don’t consider them evidence of “fat.”
Parv | December 2, 2007 at 8:03 pm
I hate celebrities that bitch about people calling them fat. I used to like Tyra Banks until she went on that tirade about the pap photos of her in a bikini. She of all people has no place to talk. She make all her money and fame from being SKINNY and has anyone seen her go off on the models on her show for being FAT?
gerard Vandenberg | December 2, 2007 at 11:15 pm
Do you believe all this crap of this bitch? You know why she says all this? Because she is just as lazy as SHIT!! People, SHE THINKS, are naive!!Kim kardashian was simply born with a fat ass and I love that one but this lazy moron is just disgusting FAT and that’s the one I HATE!!
CelebrityFanChat Raph | December 3, 2007 at 5:01 pm
I dont like her.
hot topic | December 4, 2007 at 2:02 pm
it looks like she has cankles, too
john | December 4, 2007 at 8:34 pm
She’s OVERWEIGHT! VISIT A GYM GIRLFRIEND and cut down on the 4lb Starbucks latte ur always seen drinking!
LottaLoveIT | December 5, 2007 at 7:33 am
J.Lo.Hew. IS beautiful. She’s a woman and looks alike a woman,
It is impossible to be a size 0 with tits and hips… If you’re a size 0 your body is like a male one (well, if you’re taller than 150 cm).
Jennifer’s feminine and sexy and all the people calling her a lazy fat ass is just stupid. She’s got the average woman body. That’s all.
iain | August 29, 2008 at 6:40 pm
why not leave the woman alone and worry about your own fucking waistlines, let’s face it j.lo.hew is a babe compared to the vast majority of fat arsed burger chomping american mouthpieces, both male and female, j.lo.hew looks like a true babe most americans just look like babe the fucking pig
iain | August 29, 2008 at 6:41 pm
why not leave the woman alone and worry about your own fucking waistlines, let’s face it j.lo.hew is a babe compared to the vast majority of fat arsed burger chomping american mouthpieces, both male and female, j.lo.hew looks like a true babe most americans just look like babe the fucking pig
iain | August 29, 2008 at 6:48 pm
J.lo.hew is a total babe, the girl’s stunning, which is a big change from the normal American burger chomping tub of fucking lard, Study your own waistelines you fat bastards and leave this true babe alone, She is a total babe, the rest of America has females that all look like Babe the fucking pig