Jeremy Piven And Stephen Dorff Are Apparently Twelve Years Old

June 7th, 2006 // 12 Comments

What happens when two actors who are full of themselves, drunk, and waiting for the bathroom at Bungalow 8? This:

Piven: “Yo, what are you doing? You know you don’t need to cut the line!”
Dorff: “I can do what I want!”
Piven: “No, you can’t!”
Dorff: “Yes, I can!”
Piven: “You’re a has-been!”
Dorff: “At least I am a movie star – you’re only on TV! Cable TV!”

As you could have guesses the last comment by Stephen Dorff set Piven off. Piven ended up having to be controlled by security, while Dorff hung around all evening long with Dorff telling anyone who would listen, ‘I am going to kick Jeremy Piven’s ass!’ Then to cap off the evening Steven Dorff went to Scores where he was telling strippers, “I’m a movie star – you should want to sleep with me.” Ah, no.

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  1. TruJrzyGrl

    Sounds like some cocky wise and too self-absorbed actor needs a beat’n … That’s like the story I heard last week. Eva Longoria was in a restaurant with a friend and the waitress came and brought her the check. Eva took the check and without smiling said to the waitress, “Actresses should eat for free”. I would have charged her DOUBLE !!

  2. badattitood

    Before I even read the conversation, I knew the Dorff was going to be the bigger a-hole. Piven should have said “yeah, but you were in an effing BRITNEY video, and like, the worst one, so that means you get negative hollywood cred points.” Besides, I’m sure more people would actually recognize Piven from that HUGE HIT CABLE TV SHOW than would recognize Dorff from his movies, um, none of which I can even think of.

  3. Jersey Girl

    Thank you #2. When i read the article i immediatly knew who Piven was, but i had to google Stephen’s name to find out who he was, what an ass

  4. JeremyPivensHair

    Well, I have to side with Piven overall, but who is he to call anyone a has been? Entourage is horrible – worst writing…

  5. tocutetoscoot

    Those two midget bitches need to calm down! Neither one is that great of an actor.

  6. Well,

    I’ve no idea who Dorf is. But Piven (know closeted homosexual)I expect more from.

    That’s it Piven – I won’t date you now.

  7. Well,

    I’ve no idea who Dorf is. But Piven (known closeted homosexual)I expect more from.

    That’s it Piven – I won’t date you now.

  8. john

    Dorf is an ass, good for Piven calling out on Dorf.

  9. Tamika

    Two 40yr old kids…tsk tsk

    Let’s Hug It Out Bitches!

  10. Did anyone mention both of these “hunks” are in the Under 5’6″ Club. I would love to have seen that, but then again, I love betting on Midget Wrestling, too.

  11. Dorff is a Has Been

    Funny, they were both in Judgement night alomng with Emilo and Cuba back in ’93. I hate that actors think they could do whatever they want. I like people who are humble and real.

  12. Hugitout

    Just curious — why do people believe Piven is a closet homosexual? Incidentally, he is far more than a vacuous blunderbuss, though one would hardly know it amidst his concerted efforts to embarrass himself. I once heard him recite Julius Caesar to a relative and he was inspiring. Too bad he strives so ardently to be a public fool.

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