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A friend of mine feels “Ari” can do no wrong, and all those stories about him being a total donkey are false and created by jealous bitches. He stopped feeling this way when “Ari” started shaving his chest. Jeremy Piven got into a loud argument with his aged mother in a Hollywood restaurant the other night. He’s a grown-ass man, and she’s like 97. What a douche. Maybe he should have just taken her out in the parking lot and beat her with her walker.
Spies at Nobu Malibu spotted Piven having “a very loud argument” with his own mother Friday night. “It was so venomous, the entire restaurant could hear them. I don’t know what they were arguing about, but it was loud,” said the onlooker, who noted that perturbed patrons included CAA agent Rick Nicita, who was sitting at a nearby table with Rob Reiner and a group of friends. A rep for Piven did not return calls.
Maybe it was about something heartfelt – like a sick relative, or Piven doesn’t like her boyfriend. Or maybe it was because she refuses to keep talking about HIM, HIM, HIM. Seriously, he’s the type to wank in front of a mirror. Remember a few months ago when he was insulting people in restaurants for working in restaurants when he couldn’t get a table? And tipping wait staff with “Entourage” DVD’s? And claiming that John Cusack is jealous of his huge success? Yeah. Jeremy Piven = Dick.
green cardigan | August 21, 2007 at 10:49 am
Ma Piven: Jeremy, I hate say this son….but you have to move out of home. You’re over 40 now. I’m 98. I’m finding making your bed, cooking and scrubbing your underpants everyday is getting too much for me. I can’t cope. My hips aren’t what they were.
Jeremy : God, why did you ever have me? I never asked to be born. You hate me!!!
Ma (wearily) : Please Jeremy, don’t have a tantrum. Get up off the floor. We’re in public
Sara | August 21, 2007 at 10:53 am
I thought he wasn’t allowed back in Nobu. Wasn’t that where he tried to tip with the DVDs?
Pop Crunch | August 21, 2007 at 11:24 am
This is sad. Ripping your mom is bad enough, but in public? That’s just sick.
ptrap | August 21, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Sara – exactly. He was supposedly “banned” from Nobu for the tipping thing. It obviously never happened, or at least he claims it never happened in an interview in “Esquire” mag. I don’t know who makes up these dumb stories but they can’t be believed at face value.
newfgirl | August 21, 2007 at 12:50 pm
LMAO, green cardigan!! My kid did that when he was 3, I walked out and left him there.
stolidog | August 21, 2007 at 1:24 pm
well, he may be a dick, but i’d still like to play with his implants.
Hey Cupcake | August 21, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Jeremy Piven = bad hair plugs.
Persistent Cat | August 22, 2007 at 12:07 am
Step back and think about how you treat your parents. Take a look at people out in public with their parents. I lose it on my mother all the time. I feel so bad, then I look around and notice EVERYONE else does too.
Now my mom is pretty good and only guilts me about not giving her grandbabies but I know some mothers who are total guilt machines. So he lost it on his mother, does that make him an ass? Do we know what she was doing? Maybe she drinks, squanders her $$$, guilts him worse than a mother-in-law, we don’t know (but feel free to spread that, it sounds like it could be right).
I expect better from this site. Lisa wouldn’t have written that.
TheRage | August 22, 2007 at 3:06 pm
they were allegedly arguing so loudly that “the entire restaurant could hear them,” and yet no one knows what the argument was about. hmm.
Miss T | August 22, 2007 at 3:36 pm
If they were arguing so loud that the whole resturant could hear, then why couldn’t the onlooker “hear what they were arguing about”???? If it was that loud, common sense… they would know what they were arguing about. This smells like bullshit.
snowwhitekitty | January 10, 2008 at 4:21 am
Persistent Cat, most people can control themselves enough so that the people around them don’t know they are upset. They wait until they get out to the car. I work in a restaurant and have never once had anyone have a fight that anyone other than the server noticed (and pretended not to notice). Maybe you need to find a better way to deal with your mother’s guilt projection because not “EVERYONE” yells at their mother. Have some respect for the woman who raised your ass.
Eric | December 19, 2008 at 6:44 am
Nice wig Jeremy. We all know you’re bald.