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Lord King High Douchebag Jeremy Piven was all smiles and wiles as he went shopping for underage tail at Cross Creek. You know this ho was checking out every salesgirl he could to slip his “personal” phone number to if they gave him a twitch down in his man urea (yeah, I used a “u”).

Piven is also breaking California’s new rule that states you can’t use a handheld cellie while you’re driving. Why should he have to follow the law? He’s a big star. Don’t you know who he is? Let’s hug it out, officer. Do you need me to sign a pic for your kids?

Click any photo to view all 11 photos of Jeremy Piven in the gallery!

Lord King High Douchebag Jeremy Piven was all smiles and wiles as he
went shopping for underage tail at Cross Creek. You know this ho was
checking out every salesgirl he could to slip his “personal” phone
number to if they gave him a twitch down in his man urea (yeah, I used
a “u”).

Piven is also breaking California’s new rule that states you can’t use
a handheld cellie while you’re driving. Why should he have to follow
the law? He’s a big star. Don’t you know who he is? Let’s hug it out,
officer. Do you need me to sign a pic for your kids?Click any photo to view all 11 photos of Jeremy Piven in the gallery!