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Ugh, look at these two. Dane Cook is every angry funny guy ever except he’s not funny and he allegedly steals all his jokes and then gets homicidally angry when you call him on it. Jessica Alba finds her good looks to be a “burden.” There’s nothing wrong with these two that a plane crash can’t handle.
They made a movie called Good Luck Chuck and during it there was an oral sex accident in Dane’s trailer and Alba chipped one of her chiclets. “Dane and I had a nice little love scene and we actually smashed faces and he chipped my tooth on his tooth, so I have a fake tooth now because of Dane–thanks Dane!” joked Jessica.
You know she was servicing and her boyfriend blew up her cell and Dane got nervous he was gonna get his ass beat and moved too quickly and she was sounding him with something hard and she hit her tooth on it. It sucks when talentless people get rich and famous. I need something to cheer me up, Oh look, Eddie Murphy has a new transvestite! Wheee!
Many more photos (Jessica Alba, Dane Cook, Eddie Murphy, Traci Edmonds, Jim Belushi, Deborah Gibson) from the premiere of “Good Luck Chuck” are after the jump.
Ugh, look at these two. Dane Cook is every angry funny guy
ever except he’s not funny and he allegedly steals all his jokes and
then gets homicidally angry when you call him on it. Jessica Alba finds her good looks to be a “burden.” There’s nothing wrong with these two that a plane crash can’t handle.
They made a movie called Good Luck Chuck and during it there was an oral sex accident in Dane’s trailer and Alba chipped one of her chiclets.
“Dane and I had a nice little love scene and we actually smashed faces
and he chipped my tooth on his tooth, so I have a fake tooth now
because of Dane–thanks Dane!” joked Jessica.
You know she was servicing and her boyfriend blew up her cell and Dane
got nervous he was gonna get his ass beat and moved too quickly and she
was sounding him with something hard and she hit her tooth on it. It
sucks when talentless people get rich and famous. I need something to
cheer me up, Oh look, Eddie Murphy has a new transvestite! Wheee!
nastybugger | September 20, 2007 at 1:42 pm
saw a trailer for this movie, and while it’s a funny premise, the people they cast simply ruined it.
JESSICA ALBA CANNOT ACT. She is absolutely painful to watch on screen. yes, she’s pretty…yes, she has a nice body, but girl can’t act her way out of a paper bag. Her delivery is stiff and flat. She should stick to showing off her “burdensome” good looks and body in magazines like FHM.
stolidog | September 20, 2007 at 4:51 pm
icky.
hmweis1 | September 21, 2007 at 12:21 pm
I’d rather swallow glass than watch these two a-holes in a “comedy” together. I read an article where someone wrote that she’s supposedly the next Lucille Ball. That person should be shot.