Jesse James just one-upped Tiger Woods. While he’s currently behind Woods by about ten cheating partners, James has had himself a nasty little foursome while his wife was busy promoting The Proposal. This guy just gets more disgusting as the hours go by….

Eric McDougall, owner of Ocean Beach Tattoo and Piercing in San Diego and his pocket-sized receptionist Skittles Valentine tell Life & Style they had a night of drunken four-play with Jesse and Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. Eric says that McGee came into the shop with James saying he was her boyfriend and Eric spent some time filling in Jesse’s octopus tattoo with color. But what Jesse and Michelle both wanted was to taste the rainbow. Michelle kissed Skittles and things went to the private room in the back.

Skittles “had an awesome time” but the escapade ended when Bombsehll got jealous of Skittles’ time with Jesse, and the two ladies got into a hair-pulling and “knock-out” brawl. Not surprisingly, Sandra Bullock‘s name never came up.

Eric can not recall if he used protection, though he mentioned “as a last-case scenario I tie a latex glove finger off.” I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.