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Last Halloween, Jessica Simpson swaddled herself in bandages to announce her pregnancy, so this year it was all about showing off the post-baby body.
And sister made damn sure she made up for lost time. Simpson, who signed a lucrative deal with Weight Watches, dressed herself up as a barmaid/wench for Halloween 2012.
Nevermind that Maxwell Johnson is going to look back on this photo with absolute embarrassment (I’d take my mother’s wine away from her for at least a fortnight for such a gratuitous costume).
I get that Simpson is jazzed about showing off her waist and allowing the boobs to paint the town red, but seriously? You’re a mom now, Jess. No more slutty costumes. That sh*t’s for sad sacks like Paris Hilton, who have nothing but the hope of flash bulbs and “sexy (insert vocation here)” to live for every October.
Maxwell looks friggin adorable as a chicken. She is a striking child, quite possibly the most beautiful baby I’ve seen in awhile.
Pray tell, Eric Johnson. Did you break into your fiance’s bronzer stash?
Jessica Simpson really is a slut.
Two men and a baby.
Jessica Simpson looks like a drag queen.
WOW! A smokin hot young woman not long after having a baby. And the three that commented above are either blind or gay… Keep it goin Jessica.
Manly Jessica Simpson is 32 with a second kid on the way and she is still 60 pounds overweight.
Horse faced Jessica Simpson will spread for anything.