Jessica Alba Swelling Up with the Joy of Bearing Life

January 28th, 2008 // 3 Comments
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Jessica Alba is all round and smiley here for her return to her New York Hotel from her stint on the Today show. Here she is posing with an enthusiastic fan who created a sign for her that only confirms my suspicion that Jessica has only ever bothered to learn how to read her own name, she’s so narcissistic. Oh, I kid. But seriously, I’m betting that’s some kind of hipster-looking fan attached to those hands wearing fingerless gloves and not some homeless person because Jessica probably thinks homelessness is contagious.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. gerard Vandenberg

    That woman is a real “DANGEROUS” piece of SHIT indeed!!
    BECAUSE, like so many other, THINKS SHE IS A “SPECIAL” ACTRICE!!

    Jan 28, 2008 at 11:27 pm /  Reply
  2. green cardigan

    Gerard!!! Two words for you.

    SPELL CHECK.

    Jan 29, 2008 at 5:59 am /  Reply
  3. Zekers

    So true g.c.

    gerard, I’m curious, is there anyone you don’t hate?

    Jan 29, 2008 at 8:18 am /  Reply

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