Jessica Alba probably wants to teach Honor the finer art of shopping, since that seems to be all that she has been up to lately, aside from pushing a living human being out of the ol’ ute.
It wouldn’t be such a big deal except she’s wearing those stupid open-toe boots like Rachel Bilson. Fashion faux-pas!!! I don’t care what anyone says. They make me want to walk up to her and ask how she hurt both of her ankles at the same time and why she had to wrap them them in ugly ace bandages.
And is it just me or did her bodyguard forget to zip his pants? Someone is letting the cows out!
Jessica Alba probably wants to teach Honor the finer art of shopping, since that seems to be all that she has been up to lately, aside from pushing a living human being out of the ol’ ute.
It wouldn’t be such a big deal except she’s wearing those stupid open-toe boots
like Rachel Bilson. Fashion faux-pas!!! I don’t care what anyone says.
They make me want to walk up to her and ask how she hurt both of her
ankles at the same time and why she had to wrap them them in ugly ace
bandages.
And is it just me or did her bodyguard forget to zip his pants? Someone is letting the cows out!



































angel | August 9, 2008 at 7:27 pm
she’s beautiful and i love her shoes, as far as she’s been doing nothing than pulling the baby tell that to angie she’s been doing nothing for the past 3 years.
LucidNewYork | August 9, 2008 at 7:52 pm
what’s up with the princess Lea braid, lol,
her shoes are cool and love her!
Jennifer | August 9, 2008 at 10:05 pm
wow….I hadn’t seen these shoes until now…..
and DAMN they might be the ugliest shoes Ive ever seen…besides crocs. No offense to Jessica, I love her, but her shoes….not so much! lol
Gabriella Pimienta | August 9, 2008 at 10:35 pm
She should try shopping at glitterdivaz.com
Gabriella Pimienta | August 9, 2008 at 10:35 pm
She should try shopping at glitterdivaz.com
Champ Burger | August 10, 2008 at 8:51 am
Yep — the bodyguard’s barn door is open. He better zip it — zip it good!
Hilary | August 10, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Why do celebrities feel the need to make ugly shoes popular. I don’t get the gladiator craze..and these open-toe boots are worse! ick! Maybe I’m just missing something….
Your So Fly | August 11, 2008 at 10:36 am
lol..at the bodyguard’s fly..no it is not only you who have fiirst noticed it, in fact, i would not have read your entire story but i decided to scan the whole story if you noticed the fly..since you noticed the shoes..btw..maybe the zip’s open for later something sumthing with her star…