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After reportedly hemming and hawing over whether or not to sell pictures of her baby, Jessica Alba finally gave in and here’s the resulting OK! Magazine issue with mother and baby on the cover.

Alba makes it sound like birthing a baby is as easy as pie. She said that during labor, “I didn’t scream…It was really Zen.” Jessica went on to explain, “The labor was more like meditation. I did yoga breathing. I was focused.” Liar.

Meanwhile, the only way I could afford to have a baby right would be if someone actually did want to pay me to see pictures of it plastered all over the cover of a magazine. Sadly, that will only happen if my baby happens to be born with two heads. Luckily though, I live downstream from a paper mill so…fingers crossed!

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After reportedly hemming and hawing over whether or not to sell pictures of her baby, Jessica Alba finally gave in and here’s the resulting OK! Magazine issue with mother and baby on the cover.

Alba makes it sound like birthing a baby
is as easy as pie. She said that during labor, “I didn’t scream…It was
really Zen.” Jessica went on to explain, “The labor was more like
meditation. I did yoga breathing. I was focused.” Liar.

Meanwhile, the only way I could afford to have a baby right would be if
someone actually did want to pay me to see pictures of it plastered all
over the cover of a magazine. Sadly, that will only happen if my baby
happens to be born with two heads. Luckily though, I live downstream
from a paper mill so…fingers crossed!Check out all 30 photos of Jessica Alba and Cash Warren in the gallery!