Jessica Alba Honors Us

June 23rd, 2008 // 4 Comments

Here’s Jessica Alba, her husband Cash, their nanny Star Jones, and newborn daughter Honor
out and about. They’re taking the ill-named little one out to the
pediatrician in Santa Monica. How is she ever going to live up to that
name? Might as well live down.

She doesn’t actually look that stank here. Even though she’s still working with the baby weight.
I could see that driving her to tear the mirrors off the car with her
bare teeth. And slapping Cash around in the middle of the street for
cursing her with a F.U.P.A.

I’m so glad Star has a job. Offloading your gay husband
at the same time as being without gainful employment can drive a bitch
into the lowest depths.This is good for her. Plus, she’s probably the
only woman in history who can out-stank Jessica Alba.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 11 photos of Jessica Alba and Cash Warren taking baby Honor Warren to the pediatrician in Santa Monica.

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Comments (4)

  1. CelebrityFanChat Raph | June 23, 2008 at 10:34 am

    she is still big but she looks good.

  2. xoxo | June 23, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    why does their nanny have to go with them to the doctor? They can’t even take care of their own baby? (not even gwen stefani does that, and she juggles 3 jobs unlike jessica whos not even working) Thats just weird to me…

  3. Why??? | June 23, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    Why the Star Jones comment just because she is black???? Unless this woman’s name is really Star Jones I am never coming back. Enjoyed your site but stopped going to IDLYITW for the same reason. Simply tasteless…

  4. youhatewomen | June 23, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    “still working with the baby weight”?!
    yo – she had the baby not even a MONTH ago.

    check yourself jharvey.

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