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Jessica Alba gave an interview to Parade in which she tells us the usual bullshit – I’m not pretty and the photogs suck and yadda yadda yadda whinecakes. Quit it.
On the paparazzi:
“I could give two sh-ts about them. They’re so lame, I can’t even believe that’s a real job. I can’t imagine they even pay taxes.”On being a sex symbol:
“I don’t really pay attention to all that. It’s only when people start to treat me like one that it really freaks me out. Most days I wake up and look in the mirror and go, ‘ugh.’ I don’t really think I look all that great.”
Is what you do a job? You have to read words off a page and stand around relying on having won the genetic lottery. At least they’re running around killing royalty with what they do! And enough with this “ugh” shit. There are girls out there having been born with their heads stuck to their sister’s and you’re giving us “ugh”? I doubt the kid from “Mask” would appreciate your self-deprecation. Wench.
(WENN)
DannyBoy | May 31, 2007 at 6:14 pm
“Jessica Alba is kinda annoying.”
Uh, yeah she is. And “kinda”? Understatement of the year.
She’s super hot, I’ll give her credit for that. But she’s not a good actress and it astonishes me that people think otherwise.
bbmaggee | May 31, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Well said Mr. Harvey… well fucking said.
jen | May 31, 2007 at 6:23 pm
J.Harvey you slay me… I say the same things to my teenage daughters….just because they can memmorize some dialogue and emote it doesn’t mean they’re anything special…nothing to admire or look up to…
Zelda | May 31, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Bitch please…I’m so glad you’re holding down your 9-to-5 and contributing to society in such a meaningful way. Where would we be without Fantastic Four? And how about the movie with you, in a bikini, and I think a shark? Thank god for those cinematic masterpieces.
And I can’t imagine you pay any damn taxes after you stagger back to your penthouse apartment under an armload of celebrity swag.
Char | May 31, 2007 at 7:12 pm
She better be glad she looks half decent and her upper lip is so friggin’ huge, otherwise she’d be sitting in an office behind a computer like the rest of us peons. :P Biyotch. It’s called “being grateful.”
Illinoise | May 31, 2007 at 7:32 pm
This bitch is ALWAYS complaining about the paparazzi and being good looking. Maybe she can’t figure out why people are interested in her. Fantastic Four? Really?
*sigh* Maybe she will just disappear or something…
T | May 31, 2007 at 7:44 pm
God she’s gorgeous, and so sweet. I can’t believe it’s a job to take peoples pictures they don’t want taken and then insult them about it either, Jessica.
AJ | May 31, 2007 at 9:58 pm
Hmmmm, I see “Faux Modesty” continues to be all the rage in Hollywood…*snort*
AJ | May 31, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Hmmmm, I see “Faux Modesty” continues to be all the rage in Hollywood…*snort*
AJ | May 31, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Hmmmm, I see “Faux Modesty” continues to be all the rage in Hollywood…*snort*
AJ | May 31, 2007 at 10:00 pm
(oops..sorry about the multiple posting…)
Zane Grewer | May 31, 2007 at 10:21 pm
I met her, and she is very mean hearted, and Yes she is very annoying.
aubrey | May 31, 2007 at 10:50 pm
I guess you could have gotten a regular job–like most of the US–making peanuts next to your millions.. If you didn’t want your picture taken or people to talk about you. That is why *I* would never want to be famous or a celebrity… I enjoy privacy. (and if you TRULY did, too..you would have gone into another field).
I used to like her, but geez.. What about that article in which she said she wasn’t given parts because of her “hotness”.
dat_dOod | June 1, 2007 at 12:10 am
MOST OVERRATED FEMALE CELEBRITY ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET EARTH….pfftt bitch pleast sitcho ass down. She is BARELY above average without ALL THE MAKEUP AND HOURS OF PHOTOSHOPED IMAGERY.. *yawns*
colbert2006 | June 1, 2007 at 12:26 am
She starting to morph into JLo–pre-Skeletor days, of course.
Anna | June 1, 2007 at 12:32 am
She looks quite like the barmaid that annoyed the carp out of me last night. The barmaid had to stand over a table of 6 guys and make sure that each man got a full view of her ass. Typical ho making tips, meanwhile, we’re a well-dressed couple and she just can’t count on us tipping, as we’re not looking at her ass, we’re waiting for our drinks.
Jessica your looks already are fading. Stay in the bikinis, swim with the sharks or what have you, and you’ll be guaranteed a serving job in your early 30′s.
FreakyZ | June 1, 2007 at 1:42 am
I go “ugh” when I look at her too.
KAT | June 1, 2007 at 8:09 am
AND WHO GIVES TEN MILLION RATS’ ASSES ABOUT HER “MIXED HERITAGE”? A VAIN PIG IS A VAIN PIG NO MATTER WHAT! SUPERCILIOUS SLAG!
Keeny | June 1, 2007 at 11:23 am
Well I cannot stand her, but still, I understand. Sometimes very beautiful girls will lack of self esteem given to childhood issues etc..Or just see themselves differently than the rest of us see them.
(I don’t think Alba is in this case though)
gentlefawn | June 1, 2007 at 5:17 pm
I used to think that maaaybe Jessica Alba was one of the smarter celebutards out there in Hollywood.
Suffice it to say that after briefly reading some of the interviews she’s given, I now wholeheartedly believe that she is, in fact, another Hollywood Asstard.
sully | June 1, 2007 at 5:23 pm
ummm…okay.
and then in 10 years when she’s nowhere near as hot as she was in Idle Hands and no paparazzi wants to take a picture of her…she’ll start bitching about how no one pays any attention to her.
JC | June 1, 2007 at 11:04 pm
I see ten girls that look just like her on the 6 train every morning! Completely average
Melody | May 27, 2008 at 10:45 am
She´s sooo annoying! I don´t know what people see in her! I don´t think she´s pretty AT ALL!
elainey | December 2, 2008 at 11:18 am
she is NOT average. you ppl are mean-her words get twisted by ppl. you all don’t even know her….she’s the most beautiful actress in my opinion. if i was a lesbo i’d sooo go for her- love u jessica!
Anna | May 2, 2009 at 10:52 am
I cannot figure out why this woman is famous or photographed or made such a big deal out of?! I sw a movie where she wore bikinis and dived into the ocean;I know for sure I could have done a better job acting than her…now is a big time political activist…are americans listening to her views… people like her think they are all that…go to any mall in America, you are sure to run into a 100 women more talented and way more beautiful than Jessica Alba! Yuck! I don’t want to hear her name ever again!
Dianna | November 19, 2010 at 2:34 pm
She’s not that talented as an actress, and of course, she’s not the most beautiful girl in the world…but she became an actress, she made her dream come true, and I think people are just jealous.