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Here’s Jessica Alba putting a virtual denim miniskirt, high heels, and cherry-poppin’ lip gloss on her baby for OK! magazine. Honor’s probably like “a celebrity baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do.” Life’s tough for a newborn head bitch in Alba’s stable.

Even though they’re supposedly looking down at their baby with love and affection, I can almost see actual dollar signs glinting in Jessica and Cash (how appropriate) Warren‘s eyes.

It would nice if she was this pleasant in real life as opposed to being a cranky sow.

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Here’s Jessica Alba putting a virtual denim miniskirt, high heels, and cherry-poppin’ lip gloss on her baby for OK!
magazine. Honor’s probably like “a celebrity baby’s gotta do what a
baby’s gotta do.” Life’s tough for a newborn head bitch in Alba’s
stable.Even though they’re supposedly looking down at their
baby with love and affection, I can almost see actual dollar signs
glinting in Jessica and Cash (how appropriate) Warren‘s eyes.

It would nice if she was this pleasant in real life as opposed to being a cranky sow.