Jessica Alba Wields Wikipedia Like A Weapon

January 27th, 2009 // 7 Comments

Responding to comments made after she referred to Bill O’Reilly as an “asshole” and instructed a reporter to be “neutral” like “Sweden,” Jessica Alba took to her MySpace blog to clarify her comments.

Last week, Mr. Bill O’Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral country…it’s so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland. Check out: [Wikipedia link] if you want to see what I was referring to.

Let’s be honest, the Swedes probably make cheese too, but it doesn’t negate the fact that she most likely did get mixed up and Googled that shit and got lucky.

Click any photo to check out all 30+ photos of Jessica Alba and Honor Warren in the gallery!


Responding to comments made after she referred to Bill O’Reilly as an “asshole” and instructed a reporter to be “neutral” like “Sweden,” Jessica Alba took to her MySpace blog to clarify her comments.

Last week, Mr. Bill O’Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ)
insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral country…it’s
so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was
Switzerland. Check out: [Wikipedia link] if you want to see what I was
referring to.

Let’s be honest, the Swedes probably make cheese too, but it doesn’t
negate the fact that she most likely did get mixed up and Googled that
shit and got lucky.Check out all 30+ photos of Jessica Alba and Honor Warren in the gallery!

By LT

  1. Anne Arkham

    The Swiss were Nazis.

  2. JesSUCKA (sucks EVERY/ANYthing 2 get a "role" ) alba(TROSS)

    January 27, 2009 3:54 PM
    Anne Arkham says:
    The Swiss were Nazis.

    ^ ^ THANK you, Anne!!! she.is.. THE dumbest, most USELESS, egotistical, RUDE, tacky, trashy old …”THING” that EVER crawled out of the SEWER in wich she SPAWNED from!!!! well, i guess that explains the STENCH cloud that shes constantly ENVELOPED in, like, 25/8 LOL!!!! jesSUCKS everything to get “famous” albaTROSS just needed to freakin dis-a-PEAR!!!

  3. carta

    However much Jessica Alba “sucks,” it seems like she does know how to turn off the caps lock key. And she’d probably ask “the fuck do the Swiss being Nazis have to do with this story?” So, really, she’s way far ahead of both commenters so far.

    Seriously, 2nd guy, have you thought about medication? It would probably really help.

  4. JesSUCKA (sucks EVERY/ANYthing 2 get a "role" ) alba(TROSS)

    carta, thats just how i roll! :) lol, i use caps because i like to emphasize words that id be, like, YELLING lol, sorry!! ;)
    i just effin hate that uber overrated tool!!! ( wich, by the way, i would NEVER allow MY tool NEAR that fugly, USED UP, O-L-D piece of trash!! not even if Zoey van der Werth (my fave fave FAVE socialite and up and commin model– a yummy ligerie model! NOT victorias secret (EEWWW!!), try agent provacatour, cossabella and lajaby, dude, victoras secret is so CHEAP! everything they sell as far as sleepwear,panties, bras(i call them nipple panties lol ;) ) ugly, tawdry, tacky low-class $2 undergarments ) was the last woman on earth and jesSUCKa was the last CONDOM!!!! albatross has no talent, no looks, bugged out eyes, which i imagine has something to do with her thyroid prob, i mean, LOOK at her! pop eyes, like shes an extra in “A Bug’s Life” LOL!!! furthermore, regarding her thyroid problem, the bug eyes are ONE thing, another is her weight. yo-yo dieting, DONT make me bust a gut laughing!!! shes just so insecure about everything—WHAT a surPRISE! (< ----did you catch my voice DRIPPING with soul-crushing-sarcasm?! lol!!) she got herpes from whoever she blew or screwed to "get famous", then gave it to her man, then gave it to her baby because the stupid, selfish little whore didnt want to get a C-section because you cant work out for at LEAST 6 weeks, and we all KNOW she couldnt do THAt in petrified fear that she wouldnt be able to start hitting the gym until those 6 weeks past. as for her “talent”??!!! and as for her “dance” in sin city??!!!! utter IDIOT PARADE!! she looked like a 5 year old girl in the face (the WONDERS of what professional lightening– u know, so she MIGHT look thin?), makeup ( to hide the fact thats her face is as used up as her twat–oops i mean brown paper bag, but still the same), and camera techniques can do for THAT jig! for christs sake! ive seen a pair of epileptics share a bowl of noodles with more grace! tickle me elmo would have looked sexier!!!
    get over this used up old tampon.

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