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That’s Jessica Alba‘s dumb tattoo. She’s in Coldwater Park with her beleaguered nanny and baby Honor Marie. Trust me, her ass is no gift. It doesn’t matter WHAT tattoo you stick on it. She could have her asscheeks tattooed with wrapping paper and it would still be Return To Sender. The attitude would ruin the effect.
Alba is currently warring with Bill O’Reilly and “some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ)” over her inauguration week request of a journalist to stay neutral like “Sweden.” Everyone initially leapt down her throat because Switzerland is more famed for their neutrality than the Swedes. But Alba screwed up her Grouch face, ran to Wikipedia and dropped some knowledge on us drooling yokels.
“Last week, Mr. Bill O’Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden
was a neutral country. I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor
and that gossip sites are inundated with intelligent reporting, but
seriously people … it’s so sad to me that you think the only neutral
country during WWII was Switzerland.”
Fine, Sweden. And how dare she accuse us of intelligent reporting. It takes a lot of martini-swilling while blogging to reach this level of vapid ineptness! Bitch!
Click any photo to view all 35+ photos of Jessica Abla and Honor Warren once again at the park in the gallery!
That’s Jessica Alba‘s dumb tattoo. She’s in Coldwater Park with her beleaguered nanny and baby Honor Marie.
Trust me, her ass is no gift. It doesn’t matter WHAT tattoo you stick
on it. She could have her asscheeks tattooed with wrapping paper and it
would still be Return To Sender. The attitude would ruin the effect.
Alba is currently warring with Bill O’Reilly
and “some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ)” over her inauguration week
request of a journalist to stay neutral like “Sweden.” Everyone
initially leapt down her throat because Switzerland is more famed for
their neutrality than the Swedes. But Alba screwed up her Grouch face,
ran to Wikipedia and dropped some knowledge on us drooling yokels.
“Last week, Mr. Bill O’Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden
was a neutral country. I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor
and that gossip sites are inundated with intelligent reporting, but
seriously people … it’s so sad to me that you think the only neutral
country during WWII was Switzerland.”
Fine, Sweden. And how dare she accuse us of intelligent reporting. It
takes a lot of martini-swilling while blogging to reach this level of
vapid ineptness! Bitch!Check out all 35+ photos of Jessica Abla and Honor Warren once again at the park in the gallery!
mel | January 29, 2009 at 10:35 am
She just needs to admit her mistake. She looks like such a fool. We all know she not the sharpest tool in the shed!! Jess forget politics and stick to what you do best, showing off your ass at the beach!!
Bored RIch | January 29, 2009 at 11:22 am
THANK you Mel!!!! this girl thinks she craps diamonds, she is THE most overrated, UBER-annoying/grouchy/inane/STUPID/classless/tackiest piece of garbage EVER!!
i think id rather hang out with that racist jerl, whats his name? senator trent or something like that (?) id rather spend 24 hours with him (and i cannot STAND ANY forms of intolerance, racism and or prejudiced people) than even LOOK at her FUGLY, “im better than YOU!” look shes ALWAYS sporting, unless its her grouchy face, which, when she is NOT promoting an abortion–oh! im so sorry! did i say THAT?- i meant movies (…<—sorry i had to shudder, any movie dumb enough to cast THIS tool in ANY role is ASKING to loose $$$!! -lets face it, her “movies” usually make around 2-6 cents at the box office, at the most. lol! ) .. the grouchy face is on usually 97% but then im being kind. and YES, your SO RIGHT!! her “ass” is NO PRIZE!!!! what.so.ever. more like a gag gift, with all the dimples and celulite, she is just a sorry excuse for a human, she BARELY graduated high school ( not that theres ANYTHING wrng with that, its just that albatross believes she is G-D, pure and simple. which leads me to my point so) she barely graduated HS, and she talks and talks and THINKS shes sounding OH so intellegent, but really she sounds worse than PARIS HILTON!!! YES I SAID IT!! paris vs slobba? PARIS WINS! then, after jessie gushes this kidney stone of wisdom <–can your computer pick up my soul-crushing sarcasm? — and someone (bill reily, was it?) tells her, shes wrong she just either puts on the grouchy face, or she pretends to be all coy and “cute” thinking “i can get out of this is if i just smile for the cameras even tho im so much better than them!” fuck YOU albtross!
just crawl back to mexico, find a barrio, and just get BACK into the DUMPSTER you were born in!!!
ak | January 29, 2009 at 12:53 pm
“it’s so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland.”
Yeah, nice try, Jessica.
She didn’t say one word about WWII in her original quote. Sweden was neutral during the war, but Switzerland is always neutral, which is why anyone would half a brain would say, “Stay neutral–like Switzerland.”
carta | January 29, 2009 at 4:13 pm
ak: Sweden is still neutral. And has been since 1814. Nice try, indeed, because she does more than half a brain, unlike, apparently, you. Takes five seconds to find!
bored rich: have you considered adjusting your medications? That’s a lot of vitriol to have over an actress who has no affect on your life except how you’re apparently insanely obsessed with her, and also not that good at research or the internet.
ll | January 29, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Look at first three comments: smug moron, crazy sicko racist who acts like it’s hard to find a blog talking shit about Jessica Alba for no reason and also, racist, and another smug moron. The comments are about what you’d expect for a blog entry that calls her nanny beleaguered while she … does nothing and Alba does everything including pushing the stroller. And looks pretty content for most of it. As opposed to an actual beleaguered nanny, like Gwen Stefani’s, who has to carry the kid and etc. Of course, you typically call Jessica grumpy when posting pictures half of which show her smiling, so what can you expect?
JOP | January 30, 2009 at 6:38 am
You complete turds. I would eat from that ass. Sweden, Switzerland…meh…”lend me some sugar baby” :P
Paige | February 3, 2009 at 3:15 pm
JOP, you want her herpes?
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