THEY SHOULD GET DIVORCED AND JUST LIVE TOGETHER THAT WAY THEY DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN EVERYDAY ABOUT HOW THEY ARE GETTING DIVORCED THEN THEY CAN JUST LIVE IN SIN AND GO TO HELL BUT AT LEAST THE GOSSIP WILL STOP

Kim Darling,

First of all, what is with the all caps? In our little cyber world, that is tantamount to screaming. And yes, while we all feel passionately about Nick and Jessica, we needn’t scream at each other.

Second, you silly girl. Jessica’s father has pimped her out for years, actively seeking PR. In the world of Hollywood, there is no such thing as BAD press. Her movie sucked and he’s doing nothing… therefore, to keep their young and pretty little faces on the covers of magazines, they need drama. Voila! Divorce, Hollywood style.

Finally, I read Nick wants out because Miss Thing is a diva and she likes her whiskey on the rocks… a lot. I say, good for her. God knows the girl isn’t eating. Let’s all encourage Jessica to continue to buy any and every ugly Louis Vuitton bag she stumbles across and to drink from a neverending bottle of Seagrams.

The world needs more blond, boozehound bimbos. Maybe its just my world. But I’m going to have to come down on the side of Team Jessica on this one… you can’t marry a virgin, teach her how to fuck like a porn star, cash the checks she brings home for shaking her ass all over Mtv, and then persecute her for it.

XXX,

Girlie Girl

Couldn’t have said it better myself, Girly Girl :)

Well now – this comes as no big surprise really. You have to feel sorry for the guy – how can ANYBODY ever live up to the perfection that is Jessica Simpson? No matter what you do, you will always look like a second rate citizen next to her. I would not want to live like that thank you very much – my ego won’t be able to take a beating of that magnitude. I take it his could not either.

That doctored cover was beyond hilarious. I agree with Girlie Girl that there is no such thing as bad press.

Joe Pimps On is a sick, sick man.

See the way i see it .A>true to the statement about there is no bad press. and .B> There are alot of jelous people out there and they hate the fact that she is beauitful,successful and does have a good realtionship,there in love and respect each other , nick is fine with fact that she makes more money and is more successful in her singing career.He has said it in interviews he doesnt mind at all and he loves his new job .
i have no idea what persicution you are mentioning.And about the boozing , i would be doing the same if i were a celeb spending money and partying. Let them say what they will but there not getting divorced and people hate and talk shit about them all the time this is nothing new to them they will be fine , rich and a really hot celeb couple for a long time to come.. but those are just my thoughts on it.

Girly Girl: Do you have a job? A life? Ever consider you have way too much time on your hands writing the rants you post daily?

Joe Simpson Denies The Split
Joe Simpson telling E! News exclusively that the reports of the demise of his daughter’s marriage are false. “Not true,” Simpson said. E! Online

Nick & Jessica: Is it Over?
Is it really over for “Newlyweds” couple JESSICA SIMPSON and NICK LACHEY? According to this Friday’s issue of Us Weekly the popular twosome, who have been shooing away break up rumors for the past year, are no longer together. But Nick’s representative tells ET that the reports are “not true.” In a joint statment on behalf of Nick and Jessica his rep says: “Nick and Jessica have not separated. Rumors to the contrary are simply not true.” Read more here.

just somthing i found and copied and pasted , whatever lol see ya

OMG! That cover is fab! ROFL!

I think the whole thing should have happened a long time ago. Face it people her Dad is the devil himself. His next move, knock her up and do a reality show on being a newly divorced single mom.

Uh..why should we believe them when they say they’re not divorcing? Celebrities always deny breakup/divorce rumors: Pars & Paris, Brad and Jen, can you name more??

CC,

Of course I work! But because I can multi-task, I can indeed share my irreverent humor, my charm and wit, with with those of you in cyber space.

Don’t like my comments? Go to hell and don’t read them.

The Real Ian,

Apparently, you care a little too much about Nick and Jessica. I’m guessing you don’t know them- so your ardent defense borders on stalkerdom. Chill out. No one here really gives a rat’s ass anyway… blasting them passes the time of day. And before you get all self-righteous, you are here too…

I think both of you need to lighten up… this isn’t a fucking MENSA meeting people (obviously- or you wouldn’t be here)….

Tootles,

Girly

You go Girly!!!!

CC:
Don’t you have anything better to do than look for a fight? Are you that desperate for attention?
If you are on here enough to know who posts and how often, shouldn’t you be dissing yourself?
Just a thought.

Actually girly girl i work on floor the below Nicks and have met him on several occasions and we both attend the same meeting every monday.
so do i know both of them , no i have yet to meet jessica however nick yes , he is presently
a voice,and on air personality for the program.
Not saying that makes me special , but as for defending them he is a great guy and doesnt need that bullshit in his life .

I have to laugh girly girl. too funny.. i dont think anyone should get married A)anyone under 25 and b)and most certainly a virgin. Plus there was all that talk that she banged Bam Marhera(ick). If you are bangin Bam Margera over Nick Lachey rock bottom is in striking distance.

cc – go suck a nut BITCH!!! What are you going to start accusing us all of being racist too?

Girly Girl: Hard to ignore your tedious and wordy comments when they take up so damn much room! BELIEVE ME a perfunctory glance is all they receive. UM, as far as “lightening up”, who, but you, take this GOSSIP site so seriously? Everyone else is “light” about gossip. You, it is your lifeblood. Long story short: your comments are a self-indulgent snooze.wah wahhhhh.

Veelee: I can read this blog on the fly w/out putting my heart and soul into boring comments. So, no, I won’t “diss myself.”

Cheers!

mischa: I dont’ know about race, but, based on your insane comment, maybe “retarded” is the word.Just a thought: there are no PICTURES here, why would you EVEN BRING UP race?? Grow the f up!!

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you know this is all so funny. this is all for fun. why all the nasty words. be kind and get over all the trash talk.

Yeah you guys are right. When Nick Latchkey married Jessica he married her father too. He was probably outsourcing on Nick ass all the time. Ryan Cabrerra is such a queer. His head looks like a giant electrified nut sack that’s been smothered by an obese butthole. But his music is pretty cool.

Dude, they are more over than ties on girls(a la Avril)

I have to agree with Girly Girl. Who does this bitch think she is? She is married to one of the hottest men in Hollywood and she puts out a smelly ass fragance line out, shoots a movie that sucked, and suddenly she thinks hot shit. Guess what girls and guys, take off the weave, scrap off the 20 pounds of make-up, and take off the $500.00 push up bra and that broad wouldn’t be shit. Ya know, I used to like Jessica Simpson and the family. She was a positive influence on younger girls, she waited to have sex until she was married, she wasn’t a snob, and her family seemed close and honest—now, the bitch is annoying, her father might as well be her pimp (that sick fuck), her mom is a bitch, and Ashlee is a greasy headed, can’t sing a note, bitch also. Hmmm…wonder where she gets? Thanks Girlie Girl. Peace

Christina

About time! I was wondering how long it would take Nick to wake up. I don’t care who you are, but if there isn’t much there to you but your pretty wrapping, eventually the fairy tale will end. Sad to see it happen, but they’ve both changed. Hollywood happended.

YO SUP
FIRST LET ME SAY SOMFIN FUCK U ALL WHO U THINK U ARE SAYIN JESSICA SIMPSON CANT FUKK
LOOK HOW FUKIN HOT SHE IS.. 1 NIGHT WITH HER AND U WILL REMEMBER IT 4 DA REST OF URE LIFE…AND NICK EVERY GIRL IN SKOOL HAS POSTERS OF HIM STUCK ON THEIR LOCKERS….NO THEY SHOULDNT GET A DIVORCE THEY MAKE A SEXY COUPLE….
NIKK AND JESSICA U ROCK

CHRISTINA,2ND ROW,GIRLY GIRL,CAROLINE,VEELEE AND ALL DA REST OF U MOTHER FUKERS WHO DONT LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON AND NICK LACHEY GO AND GIVE YOUR MOMS A NICE BLOWJOB..

JESSICA AND NICK…….I LOVE U