Here’s some stills from Jessica Simpson’s flick “Blonde Ambition”. This probing, insightful cinematic offering is a loose remake of 1987′s “Working Girl”. From what I can tell, this mess had been in the can for months. And since I’m guessing a movie about some airhead secretary doesn’t really involve months of complicated CGI work – it must suck like a Dyson. For real, this chick can’t act, sing, model, sell…she can’t do a damn thing. She was briefly fascinating because America wondered how someone that dumb was able to get out of bed in the morning without getting lost and falling out a window. But that fascination passed. Then she lost the sorta hot husband and started dating various gays (her hairdresser, John Mayer) and weirdos (Owen Wilson, John Mayer). And making these flicks that are soon going to be gathering dust at the bottom of the 6.99 bin at Blockbuster next to “Candyman 5″. She’s dating Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo right now, and you know that means his team is doomed. Her empty head is like a black hole that sucks out success.
See more photos from “Blonde Ambition” after the jump.