Jessica Simpson has announced via her website that she will be leaving for Kuwait to entertain U.S. troops stationed there. In a posting on sweetkisses.net (yes, that’s really the URL), Simpson says she’s taking a break from her country album to do a “show for the troops.” She also wrote, “Hey ya’ll, I just wanted to say hi, and let you know that I am hard at work on my country record, and I can’t wait to share it will all of you.”
The flying over to shake her ass for the troops thing is cool (wear the Daisy Dukes, they deserve that), but as for the country album – desperation to sell something. Anything! She can’t sell pop music or a movie. Her dad would be having her do death metal if he thought it was lucrative. “Hey, ya’ll, I’m doing some backup vocals with Cannibal Corpse! I can’t wait to share it with you!”
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…………OOOH GIRL.
You really don’t have any idee how DUMB you look.
I even think when you give the mirror a close look you ‘re convinced you are a miracle.
YEP,THE MADHOUSE IS FULL OF MIRACLES!!!!!!
Ha, ha, ha. So true. More over sized earrings.
I FEEL SO SORRY FOR ALL THE POOR VICTIMS ON WHOM SHE IS GOING TO PERPETRATE HER UNFORTUNATE VOICE!!! ARE THEY NOT SUFFERING ENOUGH?