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This is giving me kind of a creepy feeling. Bent gender! I say this because Jessica looks like she actually got all the way through pre to post. Here’s Jessica Simpson re-enacting a famous 1965 Esquire cover starring model Virna Lisi. I’m starting to understand why Tony Romo stayed in Dallas when Jessica Simpson had her “kidney infection.” I think she had something else taken care of.
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Verna Lisi looks sexy and totally female here. Jessica?
She looks like a pre-op hooker in a Sunset Boulevard motel getting ready for a long night on the bricks. Ugh!