Jessica Simpson Can’t Catch A Break

October 12th, 2009 // 1 Comment


Second in command at ‘Sad Lonely Girl’ headquarters Jessica Simpson (El Jefe is none other than Jennifer Aniston, duh!) has had a rough couple of months. First Tony Romo breaks her heart, then the tabloids can’t stop talking about her weight and fashion sense, and most recently, her beloved pooch Daisy was kidnapped by a hungry coyote. Now it seems a nasty prankster is rubbing salt in the girl’s fresh wound. Jessica’s family and friends have recieved crank calls informing them Daisy is alive and well. Unfortunately, unless Daisy was some kind of super pooch, she was a coyote’s main course weeks ago.

Jessica, understandably upset, tweeted “People who have been contacting my family and friends saying Daisy has been found…Untrue. People are so cruel…please respect her memory.”

Let’s give this gal a break. If she’s pushed too much more we’re going to have a Britney inspired meltdown on our hands and I’m willing to bet my first-born she cannot pull off the bald look.

Gallery Info: Jessica Simpson at The Operation Smile Gala on October 2, 2009

By Jessika Marie

  1. Meggers

    I never liked her until now. No one should ever have to be put through that. I admire the steps she took to save her beloved dog. Futile though they may have been, her heart was in the right place. Anyone who loves animals like that is a decent person. She clearly has a lot of love to give. I wish her well and hope that she sets a wonderful example but rescuing an animal when she’s ready to welcome a new pet into her life.

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