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I don’t think I needed to know this. Seriously. I can’t stand when people talk about their bathroom difficulties. That’s just me. Jessica Simpson opened up to EXTRA about her issues with lactose intolerance . Friggin’ Nick Lachey must praise Jebus everyday that he got out while the gettin’ was good.

In an interview with Extra, Simpson, who recently dyed her blond hair brown, reveals that she is naturally brunette. “People don’t know that about me,” the star says, adding, “I was really blond as a kid, but then I just started getting darker and darker.”

Speaking of healthy, Extra reports that Simpson is currently getting in shape for an upcoming film in which her character joins the Marines (talk about disarming the enemy!). “I am going to be all ripped,” Simpson says. Getting there isn’t easy though, even for Jess, who has weaknesses like everyone else. “I’m not good on sugar,” she admits.

Even worse for the pop-star turned actress? Dairy! “You’ll hear it come out of all ends!” the star jokes.

You nasty scat queen. No wonder why she looks so bizarre lately. Troubles down there. I think her breast implants are crystallizing and wreaking havoc with her intestines.

(WENN)