Jessica Simpson Exposes Her Breasts At The Grand Ole’ Opry

September 8th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Rose-farting Jessica Simpson got big and busty at the Grand Ole’ Opry on Saturday night. I’m no country fan, but isn’t the Opry supposed to be some sort of venerable institution where you probably don’t trod the boards with your milk makers (thank you, Lisa Timmons) a’swayin’.

I seriously doubt Loretta Lynn rolled up in there in a bikini and high heels.

Jessica said she couldn’t believe she was there. The audience probably felt the same way. Some country fans had problems with her attire.

“I think she should have put some clothes on,” one audience member said. You ain’t the only one.

Rethink that not quitting!


Rose-farting Jessica Simpson got big and busty at the Grand Ole’ Opry on Saturday night.
I’m no country fan, but isn’t the Opry supposed to be some sort of
venerable institution where you probably don’t trod the boards with
your milk makers (thank you, Lisa Timmons) a’swayin’.I seriously doubt Loretta Lynn rolled up in there in a bikini and high heels.Jessica
said she couldn’t believe she was there. The audience probably felt the
same way. Some country fans had problems with her attire.”I think she should have put some clothes on,” one audience member said. You ain’t the only one.Rethink that not quitting!

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Comments (3)

  1. Why_Do_I_Care? | September 8, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Durst I say it…I find it NOT so bad/offensive! The dress or the music!!! I don’t have that high of expectations for new country, so maybe that’s it. But the boobs are much more locked in than usual, so I guess I don’t see the big deal?

  2. why the heck am I commenting? | September 8, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    I swear she belongs on the the dash of my car as a bobble head. Not sure what she is doing while she sings……the girl is terrible.

  3. why the heck am I commenting? | September 8, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    I swear she belongs on the the dash of my car as a bobble head. Not sure what she is doing while she sings……the girl is terrible.

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