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Here’s Jessica Simpson, sister Ashlee Simpson and Tony Romo arriving in Lake Tahoe. These bitches are always on vacation. I can’t stand when young guys dress like old golfing businessmen who have to use Viagra. Loosen up, Romo.
I can only imagine the conversation Jessica and Ashlee had on the private plane about the flowers.
Jessica: “We should totally wear these flowers for the cameras! So pretty! Papa will love us in these.”
Ashlee: “I need out of this family.”
Jessica: “No, c’mon, Ash. You put one in your boobs, and I’ll have one in my hair. Daddy loves us when we look like real women!”
Ashlee: “For real, I thought marrying and getting knocked up by an obvious homosexual would cause Dad to leave me the f*ck alone, but it hasn’t happened yet.”
Jessica: “Did I tell you that Daddy picked out my bikini for this weekend?”
Ashlee: “Just give me the flower and shut up, you pinhead.”
I’m probably giving Ashlee too much credit.
Click any photo to view all 13 photos of Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo, and Ashlee Simpson in the gallery!
Here’s Jessica Simpson, sister Ashlee Simpson and Tony Romo arriving in
Lake Tahoe. These bitches are always on vacation. I can’t stand when
young guys dress like old golfing businessmen who have to use Viagra.
Loosen up, Romo.
I can only imagine the conversation Jessica and Ashlee had on the private plane about the flowers.
Jessica: “We should totally wear these flowers for the cameras! So pretty! Papa will love us in these.”Ashlee: “I need out of this family.”Jessica: “No, c’mon, Ash. You put one in your boobs, and I’ll have one in my hair. Daddy loves us when we look like real women!”Ashlee: “For real, I thought marrying and getting knocked up by an obvious homosexual would cause Dad to leave me the f*ck alone, but it hasn’t happened yet.”Jessica: “Did I tell you that Daddy picked out my bikini for this weekend?”Ashlee: “Just give me the flower and shut up, you pinhead.”
I’m probably giving Ashlee too much credit.Click any photo to view all 13 photos of Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo, and Ashlee Simpson in the gallery!
Stacey | July 12, 2008 at 11:51 am
Why are you giving Tony Romo crap about dressing like a golfer while he’s golfing? Hes playing in a tournament right there no? So his outfit kinda makes sense. Strange rant.
Anyway, I dont think thats even Ashlee getting out of the plane. That girl doesn’t have an annoying rope around her head like Ashlee does in the car pic.
Matty | July 12, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Well, at least the flower proves there’s some form of life up there. Someone needs to remind me why she’s still in the headlines, I thought her 15 minutes were up after that awful reality show of hers ended.
gorgeous | July 12, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Gorgeous! I am so surprised that Jessica had not removed her profile from that celebs dating site Richromances.com yet. Oh, god bless. She can get what she wants~~Go Jessica~!!
Sara | July 13, 2008 at 5:59 am
Why does Jessica Simpson always wear THE ugliest shoes???