Jessica Simpson Makes Fun of Herself for Gaining Weight

February 13th, 2009 // 9 Comments

Well ya can give Jessica Simpson a hard time for many things
(being an airhead, a bad singer, and a terrible actress to name a few),
but a lack of honesty sure ain’t one of them. 

The country gal tried a new approach to weight gain criticism last night: making fun of it too.  “I’ve
had times when my pants split right down the middle,” she announced
while performing at Madison Square Garden. “That’s why I’m
wearing a skort – not a skirt, not a short – just so they wouldn’t
split.”

Unfortunately for Jessica, this comment will probably give haters a
holiday today, but I tell you this much: it’s gonna help multitudes of
women feel better about themselves.  You could almost call Jess
self-deprecating.  Only, make sure you have a dictionary on hand to give her afterward…

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Comments (9)

  1. www.blahgirls.com | February 13, 2009 at 10:33 am

    well…at least the heels are nice?

  2. momma | February 13, 2009 at 11:29 am

    Good job Papa Joe, she is all over the media again. And once again people are paying attention to her. Good or Bad, its all about the attention.

  3. Martiniman | February 13, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    Still hot!

  4. me3 | February 14, 2009 at 6:48 am

    big…chunky…ugly shoes….yuck…
    she is chunky….she can’t deny it!!
    if that is how she wnts to be…go for it….keep seeing pics of her going out to eat…keep it up chunky..not going to get u far in this industry….go away….jess…

  5. crystal | February 14, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    That outfit is ugly. She has short stubby legs. I am so sick of this girl. I can’t go anywhere on the internet without seeing her fat ass everywhere. Even when I go to my sci-fi websites, she’s there. Stop paying attention to this no talent hack. She can’t sing, and she can’t act. I don’t want to see her picture on my favorite websites anymore.

  6. Gina | February 14, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Tony like them big and stupid

  7. Alex | February 16, 2009 at 1:57 am

    If only someone had taught her to walk with her legs together instead of spread apart like a man.

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