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Jessica Simpson took her “I’m country, y’all!” bullshit act on the road for the first time to the Country Thunder USA festival in Wisconsin on Saturday. And she performed to a mixture of boos and cheers. The people cheering were probably plants. Or it was Cacee Cobb in the front of the stage, showing off her titters to try and get someone, anyone to make some noise for her cretin friend.

Jessica performed ditties off her new country disc, and pissed people off by including a pop hit, “With You.” The majority of the audience wasn’t having it. Here’s a sampling:

“I’ll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert.”

“She’s an embarrassment to country music.”

“Is it true she lets her Daddy handle her jubblies?”

Ok, I made that last one up. Jessica countered the hatred with this asshole statement:

“I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what
tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from
Texas,” Simpson told the crowd. “I’m just like you. I’m doing what I
love and dating a boy [Tony Romo].”

Yeah, I’m no kinda lezzie like some o’ those other God-hating commies. I’m a normal, regular girl! Who goes to church, and knows how to make roast beef, and dates a football player! Why didn’t she just wear an American flag bikini and high heels and eat a hot dog off a string dangling in front of her with her hands behind her back?

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Jessica Simpson took her “I’m country, y’all!” bullshit act on the road for
the first time to the Country Thunder USA festival in Wisconsin on
Saturday. And she performed to a mixture of boos and cheers. The people
cheering were probably plants. Or it was Cacee Cobb in the front of the stage, showing off her titters to try and get someone, anyone to make some noise for her cretin friend.Jessica
performed ditties off her new country disc, and pissed people off by
including a pop hit, “With You.” The majority of the audience wasn’t
having it. Here’s a sampling: “I’ll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert.”
“She’s an embarrassment to country music.”"Is it true she lets her Daddy handle her jubblies?”Ok, I made that last one up. Jessica countered the hatred with this asshole statement:”I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what
tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from
Texas,” Simpson told the crowd. “I’m just like you. I’m doing what I
love and dating a boy [Tony Romo].”Yeah,
I’m no kinda lezzie like some o’ those other God-hating commies. I’m a
normal, regular girl! Who goes to church, and knows how to make roast
beef, and dates a football player! Why didn’t she just wear an American
flag bikini and high heels and eat a hot dog off a string dangling in
front of her with her hands behind her back?