Jessica Simpson Raids Jenna Jameson’s Closet

July 14th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Ughs. Here’s Jessica Simpson hoisting those boobers aloft while out at a concert in Lake Tahoe with her man, Tony Romo. Damn, coral pink, short skirt, silver toenails. I thought she was going for wholesome country singer? She looks like she works for Vivid Video. Roofies and a webcam at the hottub, y’all!

Jessica’s been on a whirlwind tour to shill that new country single, “Come On Over.” You’ve heard it by now. It’s neither here nor there. I don’t like country, and this makes me like it even less. It sounds like something you’d hear over a prime rib at the Texas Roadhouse. Damn, I want prime rib.

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Ughs. Here’s Jessica Simpson hoisting those boobers aloft while out at a concert in Lake Tahoe with her man, Tony Romo. Damn, coral pink, short skirt, silver toenails.
I thought she was going for wholesome country singer? She looks like
she works for Vivid Video. Roofies and a webcam at the hottub, y’all!Jessica’s been on a whirlwind tour to shill that new country single,
“Come On Over.” You’ve heard it by now. It’s neither here nor there. I
don’t like country, and this makes me like it even less. It sounds like
something you’d hear over a prime rib at the Texas Roadhouse. Damn, I
want prime rib.

By J. Harvey

  1. Frida

    I don’t see any problem with her dress. Would you have made the same remarks if someone with smaller breasts had worn it? Big boobs doesn’t make someone a pornstar.

  2. natural

    Yeah! Big boobs doesn’t make someone a pornstar.Some Bikini photos of her can be found at a wealthy dating site richromances.com where celebrities and wealthy singles are hooking up.

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