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This bitch is so chock full of evil. It’s sloshing out of her ears. And there’s no way her ass smells like roses. Jessica Simpson spoke to E! about the time when she thought she was through with the music business. You’ll recall that day – there was dancing in the streets and Ri-Ri Harvey made that kickass chocolate trifle? Anyway, we have Dolly Parton‘s closeted lesbian/grande tittied ass to blame. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Dolly – but she has some splainin’ to do.
“You know, what happened at Kennedy Center, I really thought I was done
singin’. I was just at a place where I’d lost a lot of confidence and I
didn’t even know who I was. But Dolly totally took me under her wing
and helped me up and over the cares of the world,” she says about the Dolly Parton tribute in which her dumb ass screwed up “9 to 5.” Christ, I could remember the lyrics to that song and I can’t even remember the boyfriend’s birthday! Tumble outta bed? Stumble to the kitchen, you bimbo!
Click any image to view all 20 photos of Jessica Simpson in the gallery!
This bitch is so chock full of evil. It’s sloshing out of her ears. And there’s no way her ass smells like roses. Jessica Simpson spoke to E! about the time when she thought she was through with the music business.
You’ll recall that day – there was dancing in the streets and Ri-Ri
Harvey made that kickass chocolate trifle? Anyway, we have Dolly Parton‘s closeted lesbian/grande tittied ass to blame. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Dolly – but she has some splainin’ to do.”You
know, what happened at Kennedy Center, I really thought I was done
singin’. I was just at a place where I’d lost a lot of confidence and I
didn’t even know who I was. But Dolly totally took me under her wing
and helped me up and over the cares of the world,” she says about the
Dolly Parton tribute in which her dumb ass screwed up “9 to 5.” Christ,
I could remember the lyrics to that song and I can’t even remember the
boyfriend’s birthday! Tumble outta bed? Stumble to the kitchen, you bimbo!Check out all 20 photos of Jessica Simpson in the gallery!
Hmmmm | September 3, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Instead of just stop singing, which she can’t. can she up that by just disappearing the world would be a happier place.
Hmmmm | September 3, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Instead of just stop singing, which she can’t. can she up that by just disappearing the world would be a happier place.
Texas | September 4, 2008 at 7:50 am
Stay in Nashville with all your luggage and your music.
tina | September 4, 2008 at 11:46 am
she is fat,Carrie is right, not only that but she has tons of money and she’s always wears such old fashioned suburbia clothing, yuck!