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OK, I know it was totally a cop out to use the phrase “doggy-style” in
the title, but I’m kind of out of it, guys. Plus, I’m feeling so
feeble-minded right now, that the image of Jessica Simpson wandering through the airport on all fours, possibly wearing a pair of these to protect her knees, was too much for me to pass up.

I feel like I have such a complicated relationship with Jessica–all
one-sided, of course. I used to think she was sweet, in a total dingbat
sort of way when I used to watch Newlyweds and then when she
turned into a plastic blow-up doll robot who insisted on making
horrible movies, wearing weird wigs and allowing her dad to destroy her
marriage, we stopped seeing eye to eye.

These days, I’m feeling a little more sympathetic toward Jess. I know
girlfriend isn’t necessarily the brightest bulb in the bunch, but she
looks cute in these pictures with her puppy and seems to have stopped
trying to be skinny as hell, like she did in her Daisy Duke days and I
can appreciate that. Plus, Vivica Fox is totally her BFF at the moment and I find that intriguing.

Plus, the dog is kind of adorable. And at least she’s not wearing this again.

Click any photo to view all 9 photos of Jessica Simpson and Daisy in the gallery!

OK, I know it was totally a cop out to use the phrase “doggy-style” in
the title, but I’m kind of out of it, guys. Plus, I’m feeling so
feeble-minded right now, that the image of Jessica Simpson wandering through the airport on all fours, possibly wearing a pair of these to protect her knees, was too much for me to pass up.

I feel like I have such a complicated relationship with Jessica–all
one-sided, of course. I used to think she was sweet, in a total dingbat
sort of way when I used to watch Newlyweds and then when she
turned into a plastic blow-up doll robot who insisted on making
horrible movies, wearing weird wigs and allowing her dad to destroy her
marriage, we stopped seeing eye to eye.

These days, I’m feeling a little more sympathetic toward Jess. I know
girlfriend isn’t necessarily the brightest bulb in the bunch, but she
looks cute in these pictures with her puppy and seems to have stopped
trying to be skinny as hell, like she did in her Daisy Duke days and I
can appreciate that. Plus, Vivica Fox is totally her BFF at the moment and I find that intriguing.

Plus, the dog is kind of adorable. And at least she’s not wearing this again.Check out all 9 photos of Jessica Simpson and Daisy in the gallery!