Who in their right minds gave Stephen Baldwin a pen, paper, and book deal?
Just when you think Scientology and Kabbalah are the cherry on top the mountain of religious exploitations, a trump card falls from the Stephen Baldwin’s head. In his book you will find stories you should totally tell at parties.
“I like to ask friends of mine, happy couples who seem to have a pretty good marriage, I will ask them, ‘How’s your sex life?’ They will say something like pretty good or okay or no complaints here. Here’s what I tell them: Imagine taking a healthy sex life and inviting the power of God into that exchange.”
“I’d always imagined Jesus was the sweet, cuddly, loving dude, and suddenly I find out he makes Conan the Barbarian look like Conan the wimp. He didn’t come with a guitar singing Kum Ba Yah. Jesus brought a sword to the earth, and he is still swinging it.”
What the hell? Has he been swinging from power lines?
He’s perhaps a smite too zealous [Lowdown]
Written by Cara Harrington