Steven Slater, the infamous Jet Blue Flight Attendant who used the escape chute when he quit his job, is now lining up a myriad of jobs it seems – one being that of a piss-poor rapper that looks like a Sith Lord.

Slater is also now a judge for the “Mile High Text Club,” a contest that invites passengers to text the “most outrageous story you’ve seen or done on an airplane.” The prize is a holidy shopping trip to NYC and a lunch with Slater – wow, what a treat. Harumph.

Thanks Buzzfeed for this find!

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