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Is it news to anyone that Jennifer Lopez is a grade-A biatch behind closed doors? I didn’t think so, but J.Lo is on a mission to keep her notorious diva behavior under wraps. Attorneys for the singer have sent Ojani Noa, husband #1, a cease and desist letter in an attempt to shut down production of his movie “How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J-Lo and Ojani Noa Story.” The “mockumentary” archives Noa’s life story and a Borat/Pam Anderson-like pursuit of Lopez.

in 2007 J.Lo was granted an injunction preventing Noa from writing about Jen’s personal life after he tried to write a tell-all book. According to her attorneys the film would violate this injunction which prevents Noa from “licensing, disseminating, distributing…any manuscript or other written materials which contain private or intimate details about Lopez or Noa’s relationship with Lopez.”

Noa told TheWrap.com, “the whole movie is about me coming to this country and getting my dream shut down by somebody who I though was a good person. I was totally in love with her. I gave my soul to her. It wasn’t my fault she shared it with three people. I was angry.”

Name the characters Pennifer Jopez and Dojani Foa. Problem solved. I am desperate to get my hands on the tell-all book or this script. I would love to know how the former fly-girl clawed her way to the top, rising from a bushy-eyebrowed, horrific sideburned chubbster to the A-list actress we know today. I bet there are skeletons up the wazoo in her closet.

Gallery Info: Jennifer Lopez enjoys her husband Marc Anthony’s concert with friends in Miami, Florida.