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Jennifer Lopez and her skeletal wisp of a husband Marc Anthony are suing the National Enquirer in European courts after they were linked to a drug and child pornography scandal?!? What?

Paul Tweed — who specializes in bringing U.S.-based celebrities’ libel cases to British and Irish courts — told The Associated Press that Lopez and Anthony were seeking “a six-figure settlement” from the Enquirer, based in Boca Raton, Fla., and its parent company, American Media Inc.

The version published March 12 in British and Irish editions claimed the couple were “caught up in a heroin scandal” — and reprinted a 2004 picture of Anthony standing beside photographer Michael Star, who is facing charges of heroin possession and child pornography in the U.S.

The article quoted an alleged friend of Star as saying that Star and Anthony were friends. Tweed told The Associated Press that this was untrue, and that Anthony did not know Star even as an acquaintance. Anthony posed for the 2004 photograph, Tweed said, in keeping with his usual hospitality toward backstage concert fans.

You don’t want J.Lo mad. And you don’t want to get her mad by insinuating that her husband shoots up. Because how would one ever think that Marc Anthony shoots up? He looks nothing like a heroin addict. At all. *rolls eyes*

(WENN)