Joe Francis Likes Jail

June 6th, 2007 // 8 Comments

“Girls Gone Wild” amoeba Joe Francis has chosen to REMAIN in jail in Nevada. Why? Because if released he would automatically be extradited to Florida to face those other charges involving underage girls and a camera. What’s the difference between jail in Nevada and Florida? Nevada probably has slot machines in their jail. Those damn things are everywhere. Who wouldn’t want to play five cent slots while being raped?

Francis’ lawyer, David Houston, tells TMZ that the “Girls Gone Wild” ogler-in-chief is veering between “elated” and “disappointed” as he sits in a cell in the Washoe County Detention Center in Reno, Nev. That’s because a judge in Bay County, Fla., where Francis faces charges of sexual performance with a minor (among other things), revoked Joe’s bail at a hearing yesterday afternoon — meaning that if he sets foot outside his current jail, he’ll be picked up by Nevada cops — who would probably then extradite him down south. On Monday, a federal judge in Reno set his bail at $1.5 million in his tax evasion case, meaning that he could’ve walked, were it not for Florida.

Francis is said to be doing “very well” in jail, and has “liberal” phone privileges. Whatever. It’s just nice to see justice being served for once. If this was L.A., they’d probably give him an underage girl to “perform” more with. Seriously, that area is lax, yo.

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Comments (8)

  1. stolidog | June 6, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    We know what slot he’s playing with.

    Ok, that was crass, but(t).

  2. bryan | June 7, 2007 at 5:55 am

    L.A. is lax? baaad pun, dude. bad.

  3. gilp | June 7, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    You complain nopw but wait till you come to LA to party and you run over someone or perfoem with an underage girl . you love it . just say you are related to tom cruise or something .

  4. gilp | June 7, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    You complain nopw but wait till you come to LA to party and you run over someone or perfoem with an underage girl . you love it . just say you are related to tom cruise or something .

  5. gilp | June 7, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    You complain now but wait till you come to LA to party and you run over someone or perfoem with an underage girl . you love it . just say you are related to tom cruise or something .

  6. Rusty Shackleford | November 13, 2007 at 3:28 pm

    Joe Francis is being RAILROADED. I don’t care if you hate him…I personally despise him, but NOBODY deserves to be locked up without being charged. No Bail when murderers in the same county get out? THINK PEOPLE. USE YOUR BRAINS.
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  7. teresa319 | November 17, 2007 at 7:56 pm

    Any man that goes out of his way to promote females in pornography as vehemently as Joe Francis does has got sexual identity issues. I’m thinkin’ there’s a reason Joe likes it in prison

  8. Jewel | January 19, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    Joe is right where he belongs and I hope it never ends…he is someone who specifically targets underage girls and exploits them. That is a criminal act and Im glad he is paying for being the slimeball he is!

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