Joe Francis Thinks Lindsay Is Straight

September 17th, 2008 // 4 Comments

On an interview with Hollywood Party Girl, Joe Francis said that Samantha Ronson so wildly jealous when it comes to her girlfriend Lindsay Lohan that she almost punched the Girls Gone Wild creator during their last encounter. Is he sure it wasn’t actually Linds?

According to Francis, “I think Sam has taken ownership of Lindsay. I think if Sam were to let Lindsay go even that much; Lindsay would revert back to being straight.”

But then again, Joe usually only interacts with women when they’re date-rape wasted so his view on the situation might be somewhat tainted.

But how can their relationship be flawed when Dina Lohan approves?


On an interview with Hollywood Party Girl, Joe Francis said that Samantha Ronson so wildly jealous when it comes to her girlfriend Lindsay Lohan that she almost punched the Girls Gone Wild creator during their last encounter. Is he sure it wasn’t actually Linds?

According to Francis, “I think Sam has taken ownership of Lindsay. I
think if Sam were to let Lindsay go even that much; Lindsay would
revert back to being straight.”

But then again, Joe usually only interacts with women when they’re
date-rape wasted so his view on the situation might be somewhat tainted.

But how can their relationship be flawed when Dina Lohan approves?

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Comments (4)

  1. Sarah | September 17, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    That’s rather surprising, considering that all Joe Francis tried to do with his Girls Gone Wild enterprise was to get women to a. take off their clothes and b. get women to make out with each other on tape.

    Joe Francis is, simply put, an ass of epic proportions who just like Lindsay Lohan’s father needs to learn to just STFU!

  2. mk | September 18, 2008 at 8:50 am

    and this is joe francis’s business how? He’s so gross and disgusting. Has he been getting plastic surgery done lately? His face is all messed up, he is starting to look like cojo from that entertainment show.

  3. 2 Old 4 This | September 18, 2008 at 10:06 am

    Ya know? If Joe Francis came near anyone I cared about, I’d punch him too

  4. MikeinSanJose | September 18, 2008 at 10:19 am

    Well, if Joe is “straight” after all those months of prison butt-sex, then Lindsay MUST be straight too!

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